Dec 12 2007
So I’ve been getting a lot of shit from you people (well 2 of you) for straying from posting the amateur drunk girls. To the two of you that have said that let me say a few things: First of all, get off my back. Second, you are right. Third, it’s not easy for me to find these girls so give me time. Trust me I post them as often as possible and I’m doing the very best that I can. I’ll actually add a fourth to that. If you’d check out my Hottest Girls on Facebook site you will find plenty of real drunk college girls. No models, no faking. So let’s get on with Felicia. I mention Alpha Dog because it’s not even close how much she’s the leader of her little “Fall River, Mass” pack. Wait a minute. Am I putting some cities in Massachusetts in the same league as the Bronx, Brooklyn, and Staten Island? I think I am. I’m not sure where this little subculture of “horribly and tightly clothed, lips pressed pictures and hanging out with Vito’s” began but it really seems to be spreading. I’m not happy about it.
Given the unclassiness of the clothes and the complete disregard for sobriety, Felicia’s got one fun Myspace Profile. I just like her party attitude and I specifically enjoy her legs coming out of those tight white jean shorts. I’m also 99% sure that there isn’t one picture where she hasn’t had at least 10 drinks. P.S. Who is the lucky guy that gets to go home with her friend? As gross as it sounds, I’m pretty sure if I drank as much as Felicia I’d go home with said Green Shirted Phenomenon.
As much as I think Felicia is hot, this picture really pisses me off. Behind the fucking wheel? I understand getting hammered. Hell I can even understand wearing ridiculous clothing, piercing your belly button, having an accent that puts you in the” seeming like your in the under 75 IQ team.” But what I truly find disheartening and unacceptable is drunk driving. And taking a fucking picture behind the wheel with a bottle in hand? I would love to give this girl a facial while she was passed out, shave her head and write with a big giant permanent marker “way to drive drunk you fucking bitch, you just killed my dog…..and I gave you a facial.” All jokes aside though, I’m very annoyed at this picture.
Any photos of her NOT holding a drink? Any photos of her NOT wearing a skirt that the slightest wind would make it “vagina visible?” I hate knowing how hot this girl is and how little respect I have for her. There’s gotta be some redeeming quality. Nope, dumb bitch drives drunk and I’m upset right now.
I just hope that this dude is the one that gave her a facial. Nope. Guess again. He’s probably the one who drives drunk and makes little weird hand gestures with his middle finger signifying hi undying devotion to the mob wannabee crew of 2007. God these people annoy me.