And yet she had the audacity to put a “The Official Myspace Page of Francesca Lukasik” in her myspace profile. Just kidding. Who cares? She’s hot. I’m willing to oversee this little mishap for a few reasons. 1: She’s hotter than many of the girls I’ve posted on here, which says quite a bit. 2. I could write an entire book based on the expression of her father’s face (you’ll see). And 3: She’s from Italy, like real Italy.

She’s not a goomba or a spring break whore box (not that there’s anything wrong with that), but I can picture her trying to speak english with a funny accent and it would make my pants feel a little funny.

To be honest I don’t even know if this is her parents but look at this guy! Wow, he couldn’t be any more scuzzy looking if he tried. This guy’s got pedophile written all over him. The gapped teeth and the slight tongue protrusion give me the willies.
TUSHY!!!!!!