I never knew who the Girls of the Villain Nation were but I can tell you this. I will be posting many of them. Soli Minoli (if that’s her real name which I assume it isn’t) is the first and here’s her Myspace Profile. Just a quick background on Girls of the Villain Nation. There is no background. It’s just some Myspace Page with model pictures of girls that aren’t the elite of the hot, but they all have a sort of “Bad Girl” kind of quality. Some of them are borderline goth. Now here’s how I justify the situation. You take a girl who’s in this “great body, not such a great face” league but tack on a crazy personality, have her make very evil faces and put her in some extra slutty shots and guess what? You have what I’d consider to be a winner.

By the way, two words: Exclamation Point. “On many occasions vodka and redbull run through my veins!!! I work hard so I can party hard!!! My Family and Friends are my world. My children and man are and will always be; number one. Life is too short to waste with days of unhappiness, smile often,and laugh like it was going out of style!! Many call me obnoxious and loud, it’s my inner child!!!” My children? Did I read that correctly? Considering it says she’s 100 years old I can only assume that she’s in her 20’s. She has a kid? I’m not sure I buy it.

Put it this way. Any woman that models topless, claims to have Vodka running through her veins, and uses between 2 and 3 exclamation points at the end of every sentence might not be the best candidate for motherhood. Then again, what the hell do I know? I judge people based on their drunken pictures and what they write in their profiles. What kind of example is that for my unborn child? Whatever. I still have a small penis.

On the other hand I never really examined that the term MILF might actually apply to Soli here. Eh, it’s just not the same. When I think MILF I think at least 40 years old. Sure we all know it stand for Mother I’d like to…you know. Maybe for me it should be Mature I’d like to. I don’t know. I have no place in this world.

I’m kidding. I love myself. And you should love yourself too.

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