Wow, if squeezing your tits together with a bikini that is 6 sizes too small and posing with your legs open next to a sign that says “Open 24 hrs” is considered high class, then where do I sign up for etiquette lessons?

Looks like I was all wrong. And Julia, the self proclaimed “High Class Ass” really seems to be showing me the way here. You know what else is high class? Going to Vegas and wearing tops that completely isolate your tits so that no one looks at your face.

And why do that? So you can get completely hammered and not care while you’re giving head because you are trying to inch your way up the social ladder. Hey, look, I’m not saying Julia does this at all. Just because she aspires to be Jessica Simpson and has 600 slutty pictures taken of herself doesn’t mean anything bad.

Put it this way, she’s a major “facial” candidate in my book. I’d spend time with her (no more than an hour), do my business with her while she were passed out, and move on.

But for the record, I totally respect her.