Hope Dworaczyk gets the honor… no, screw that – WE GET THE HONOR of Hope Dworaczyk being crowned Playboy Playmate for April. You just can never have enough naked pics of this girl. See all the naughty uncensored pics or check out our old post for more Hope Dworaczyk Pictures.

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Put it this way. As long as the baby doesn’t come out having a head the size of Quentin Tarantino then I think we’re fine here. I would assume that Jason Kidd has at least read something in relation to the size of his son’s head right? We’ve been saying this stuff ever since the kid attended his first basketball game. Well, I hope that the mesh of genes of Kidd and Hope Dworaczyk produce a more stable and proportional child. I was quite pleased to find that Hope actually has a Myspace Page. It’s not the greatest in the world but at least it gave me an excuse to put her up here. And she most certainly deserves to be up here. I tell ya, Kidd ain’t the prettiest guy in the world but he most certainly knows how to pick ‘em. I guess it helps being a millionaire and having ridiculous court vision.

Alright, since we don’t know shit about Hope let’s try and focus on Mr. Kidd here for a moment. Dare I turn this article into a sports article? The Mavericks of Dallas do not have a shot to win the title with Kidd. Don’t get me wrong, I think Jason Kidd is a phenomenal player. He’s probably my most respected crappy shooter player of all time. P.S. I can’t stand guys that can’t shoot but in Kidd’s case I’ve come to respect someone who can completely lift a team like he does. He’s a leader, a fantastic open court player and he knows players better then they know themselves. Having said all that, Dallas just doesn’t have the pieces. Nowitski is a pussy come playoff time, and even if he isn’t they’ll always have front line trouble. Now you’re talking Phoenix with Shaq and Amare? Forget it Dallas. Plus the addition of Kurt Thomas makes the Spurs that much better. Kidd would have been psyched if he were a Laker. However, Bynum would have been gone and the Lakers wouldn’t have been too happy.

I’m pretty upset that most of the pictures I have are in black and white. It would have been nice if Hope made herself a real mypace page. You know, the kind that I usually like to exploit. The kind that’s filled with drunken pictures, hot chicks licking each other and acting like idiots. I see none of this on Hope’s page. It’s a crying shame.

Yay! Another model shot! Who cares????

Well, that’s one hell of a model shot. That one’s allowed.

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