Jul 02 2008
Jackie T was in the Trojan 100 Contest
It’s nice to know that Jackie is shooting to be the next spokesmodel for condoms. You know what’s even better? There’s a big tag on her myspace profile that says “Slut Free: Girls with Self Respect.” I’m not gonna flat out say that Jackie is a slut.
I’m sure she’s not. But I will say this. Jackie is an absolute master of the push up bra. She’s also really good at making herself ridiculously tan. I don’t mind. I just get the Mafia Wife vibe when I look at Jackie.
She’s from Bergen County, NJ so right there you know she’s in that Italianish crowd. She wears silver lipstick a lot. That’s strike two. And I suppose if she has any relatives named Marie or Pauly then we have a winner here.
Wherever Jackie ends up I’m sure those breasts will remain perky. And I do hope that some day we see her face looking at us as we roll on a jimmy hat.
P.S. I still don’t understand how all these girls who are 22 and younger get implants. Their parents must be really shallow.
