Jun 09 2008
The UK’s Jade is a Such a Clever Little Sausage
I’m not sure what this means but I kind of like it. The tagline in Jade’s Myspace Page is as follows: “I’m so glad I’ve turned it all around; I’m such a clever little sausage!” Interesting.
I’m really not quite sure what that means but it evokes so much emotion in me. I mean to know that little brunette Jade here has posed in the UK Playboy and that she glops tons of makeup on her eyes so that patrons are reminded of skankville in the clubs, it’s just a blessing.
Chicks like Jade rule. She goes out, parties hard, passes out on the floor, and takes pictures of it all. The best part of this? She does it all again the next night. And the next. And thereafter.
Besides, Jade is only 21 years old and there’s plenty more mayhem to be had. Sure she was in Playboy but hopefully it’s a matter of time before the allure of a contract to do a triple fist becomes too great.











