There were two things that really shot out to me in Jenna’s Myspace Profile. The first one is her tag line: “My Boobs are my career, I just tag along!” Immediately you know I’m drawn in by that kind of honesty.

Second? “I can never understand why people are nice to ur face and c*nts behind ur back.” Interesting. Is this how Jenna perceives the world around her? I’m just so glad that she is this blunt.

I’m also glad that she has the kind of breasts that can easily be used as pillows at the proper time. That time being after I play with them for 16 days. Oh and yes, she’s of course British.

I really have to move to England one of these days. That kind of bust and that kind of accent? Bullocks! I’d bullock her.