This isn’t a joke. I just got a blowjob about five minutes ago. If my girl friend had this tongue the explosion might have hit the ceiling. I’m just saying….That said I got some in her hair and kind of liked it.

Links of the Day:

Cora Skinner is the Brunette amongst Blondes from Savvy Girls

Today’s Spankings from Busted Coverage

Giant Cameltoe from Asylum

Hottie Video of the Day from I Do Nothing all Day

ESPN Hates Arkansas from Losers with Socks

Need a Hot Chicks Video? from Macgsworld

Holly Madison’s Daddy Issues from Dirty Rotten Whore

Greatest Mugshot T-Shirt Ever from Tastybooze

In Da Muthaf*kin Butt from Brahsome

Marketa Brymova Is a Superior Twizzy from Slamdizzle

Kate Del Castillo in a Bikini from Paul’s World

Cheerleader Friday from Epiccarnival

Good Goals for 2008 from Pointless Banter

Best looking girls in Person from The Put Down

Random British Chick in Morning Best from UK Celeb

Flabber’s Daily Babes from Flabber

Pics of the Day:

It really looks like Karolina Kurkova is toughing it out on the beach. Must be really stressful posing in the sun and getting paid millions of dollars for it. That said there’s only a handful of women that get these jobs just like there’s only a handful of black guys that are over 6 foot 9, coordinated, have a criminal record and can make a jumpshot (well some can make a jumpshot) getting their million plus dollar jobs. Thanks to The Superficial on Karolina Kurkova doing some posing.

And here is a picture in front of Madame Toussaud’s famous wax museum. Looks pretty lifelike right? Nope, it’s the real Jenna Jameson. I have nothing else left to say about that. Thanks to I Don’t like You in that way’s Jenna Linkeson.

I don’t care. I just don’t care how far off Paula Abdul gets from whatever Cherry Tree she started off on. I’d still hit it. I just keep that image of her in the “Rush Rush” video and hear her sing “Oooohhhh what you do to me.” Although this shit is getting harder and harder to hold onto. Thanks to A Socialite’s Life for “Paula’s Pee Pilfered.”

Ever hear of Akina Aoshima? Neither have I but any time an Asian has natural cans this big I have to act. Thanks to Horny Oyster for this one.