Nov 12 2007
I think she and Jennifer Sterger should get together and play ping pong. I’d probably pay to see that. But you can clearly see some similarities here. Jenny here, or should I say Jenny Stano so that I’m reminded of Jessie Spano (though that reminds me of a disgusting stripper named “Nomi” in Elizabeth Berkley’s pseudo underground classic, and I might add that “Showgirls” is the highest grossing NC-17 film ever). In any event Jennifer Stano has been a part of many wonderful modeling campaigns including Axe and Met-rx. Her next feature will apparently be a nude layout posted on a website owned by me. And she’s doing it for free! Which part of the last 200 words do you think are not true? Lots of goodies on her Myspace Profile.
It’s just not the same when you see a male football player in a get up like this. I’d say I can get kind of close to an erection if Reggie Bush wore this get up, but he’d probably have to flex his pecs a lot or something. For now, I’ll settle on the Jennifer Stano brand football jersey. However the doctor got those implants to fit on a frame like that is beyond me, but he deserves some sort of Nobel Prize for it. Women’s bodies really don’t get much better than this.
As much as I’d like to see her smile I get this feeling that something really bad happens. There’s probably a reason she has the “YOU know how hot I am and I know how hot I am, so let’s not ruin a good thing” look on her all the time. Gotta stick with what works. And it’s working right now.
Any time I see I picture where the legs are positioned like this I’m reminded of Stealth Icon. I’m pretty sure no picture can ever match the masturbatory potential of that leg positioning, but Jennifer Stano comes pretty damned close right here.
Ok so I was kind of wrong about the smiling thing but she still looks better with the serious face. Met-Rx did well by hiring her. Now that I think of it, I’d rather see Jennifer Stano and Jenn Sterger wrestle, not play ping pong.