Let us not confuse this Jessica Jane with the pornstar Jesse Jane. Although I’d have to think that Jessica Jane would have quite a career in the adult world. I mean just listen to the metal song in her Myspace Profile. Put it this way, those songs scare me.

Like literally scare the hell out of me. Can you imagine getting down and dirty with this chick and that song playing in the background? I think she’d actually scare me into premature ejaculation. I’m not sure if that’s ever even happened in the history of the world. Not P.E. but being scared into it.

You look at a girl like this and what do you think? I mean I know I think anal. It’s just a given. There’s no way she hasn’t been primped and probed in that area. And what do I say to that? Wonderful. Unless all of this is just a front.

Thought I’d find that hard to believe with the piercings and all. Again though, where the hell is this chick going to be when she’s 50? Will she be chilling on the back of a Harley with 6 hungry kids waiting at home? I hope not.

But she’s great for now.