Alright we’re gonna get this out of the way right now. I love Jessica Jaymes. She has a pure power body. Power means not too skinny, in unbelievable shape, and the tits to back it all up. And trust me, I even like her Myspace Profile as she’s been generous with the pictures.

But Jessica, baby. If you’re gonna learn to swim, you gotta get wet honey (pun intended). Jessica has it all. That face. That look. She even parties hard and practically admits that her job is very easy. But there’s something lacking.

Actually there are two things lacking. Anal and Facial. Enough said. Game, set and match. I’ve seen no evidence of Anal except for fingering? How is this possible? And how can Jessica not take one or two or three to the chin? Come on sweety! Look, I love ya but come on.

This is my pledge. I am engaged, but so help me God if Jessica reads this article I am willing to do a Youtube porn video containing Anal that promises to be the highest hitting video in internet history. You heard it here first.

It’s one thing to post a profile on a social networking site. It’s another thing to post a Myspace Profile if you are in the adult industry. Wouldn’t you say it’s your duty as a performer to share some of your personal pictures?

I’d say it certainly is. And that’s exactly what Jessica Jaymes does in her Mypace Profile. Sure she’s been in Hustler and Penthouse and is a household name. That’s exactly why I think it shouldn’t matter that we see in her wasted with friends or even go as far as taking a piss (she does have one of those though I preferred not to share).

I respect Jessica and her showing us that side of her life that we will never have. What I mean by that is 99% of us won’t ever be that attractive nor have a life consisting of spreading your legs for a living and getting trashed in Italy while getting paid for all of it.

Here’s to women like Jessica Jaymes who at least take the time to share it all with us. I’d get jealous if I could but today I’m in a decent mood and have decided to just take it in.