Thank God for Myspace and Jordan’s Profile. Seriously, I completely remember seeing her about a year ago (October 2006 Playmate) and being floored by how hot she was. Naturally though, as most women in Playboy get replaced by the woman in the next issue, we kind of forget about months past. Not this time and not ever again damnet. Jordan is worth the revival. Of course I have the nudy pics! In all seriousness though, I can’t imagine not only the things I’d do to her but the things I’d do to myself in order to get to do the things I would do to her. For example I’ll just throw this one out there. I’d have no problem living with one ball for the rest of my life in order to spend one week in the sack with Jordan. Actually I could consider one ball if only to gaze into her eyes for one week. Gazing is highly underrated.

And then you see her in a position like this and you start thinking “Gazing into her eyes? What in the world was I thinking? I mean can I even imagine having that whole frame wrapped around me? Gazing? Huh?” Jordan seriously can’t be doing this to me. I really have to reconsider authoring this blog. I mean I’ve talked about quitting before, but if I can’t land a woman like this then I’m truly not sure I want to go on living. I just pray and hope that Jordan is a terrible person and is awful to hang out with because I just couldn’t bare with her having the looks, the body, AND the personality. I need to hate at least something about her to justify going on in this world and being able to live without her in my life.

Yup, that makes me feel better about things. Ah, I hope Jordan is nice. I hope she is making some guy other than me very happy at this moment. Perhaps someday I’ll be able to take joy in the joy in others. I’ll be able to be happy for people other than me. Maybe one day I’ll get to meet Jordan and shake her hand without trying to pinch her tushy. Who knows. One day I might actually become a real person.

Well until that actual day happens I’m going to look at pictures like these and bite my tongue. What an absolute gem this girl is.

Have a nice weekend folks.

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