Well, my day is officially done. I hadn’t realized that Kat is an official member of the February 2008 Issue of Playboy that features the Hooters girls. Should I be nice here? OK I’ll be kind of nice.

Her boyfriend is a little shaggy. The guy’s got a beard and I don’t know him from Adam but I would like to do something to the guy……shake his hand. Job well done sir. Any time a shagger can land what appears to be a Hawaiian (though it says she’s Asian in her profile) with a body like that the world is a better place.

Alright damnet, maybe it’s not. Maybe I’m just typing all of this because I too am a shaggy guy but I am sitting here typing. Perhaps one day I can aspire to land a girl like Kat Longa. Perhaps not.

Perhaps I already have a Kat Longa and have been lying all along. Or perhaps even I, myself, am sick of reading all that I am writing right now. Just look at Kat will ya?