Can we just cut it out with the “AKA Jordan” crap? I think we know it’s AKA Jordan. And if we don’t know it’s Katie Price AKA Jordan by now I think it’s because we’re all just staring at Katie’s tits the entire time, are we not?

And can we just have an another British chick blow away all of our American girls? Seriously, we need to just go on a mission and kidnap every busty hot UK girl and force her to be in our Soap Opera’s and our Men’s magazines.

It’s really getting to be ridiculous. Instead we have to see lines of tampon induced, sharting episode women lining up to see “Sex and the City.” And yes, there is a scene in that movie where a woman sharts.

OK I have to go vomit now. Man that made me sick. At least you can see Katie’s pictures. Oh God I feel awful. Woman Sharting. Say that twice.