No better way to start your day than with Keeley Hazell early career topless photos (NSFW, click Keeley). And check out all of today’s best:

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• Candian Couple Busted Doing it in a Dumpster (Busted Coverage)
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• Miley Cyrus Wearing Short Glittery Thing – NSFW ads (Dirty Rotten)
• Vanessa Cervantes is Sexy, Exotic, and Good Dirty (Uncoached)
• Party Pics of Playboy’s Top 10 Party Schools (COED Mag)
• Sexified Roxanne Pallete in UK Loaded Mag (CamelTap)
• “Rape Game” Lands High School Student Hard Time (DonChavez)
• Identify These Girls and Win a Snazzy Prize (on205th)
• Introducing Shii: The Wii For Chicks – Video (Manofest)
• Paulina Rubio Does a Lovely Panty Flash (BeerGoggler)
• A Most Excellent Japanese Commercial (HolyTaco)
• Listening to Keith Olbermann is Torture for Some (Blog OH)
• Penthouse Pet Sachee Malo Gets Naked on Bed – NSFW (Daily POA)
• Hot Chicks Posing in Mirrors Collection (NextRound)
• Kim Kardashian Shows Off Bikini Bod (Celeb Odor)
• Awesome Science: Bacon is Good For Hangovers!!! (TastyBooze)

I might as well right? I mean I could probably post her every single day and I’m assuming you readers wouldn’t mind in the least bit. However, I suppose I can leave that to the legion of Keeley Hazell fan sites, tribute sites, or obsessive compulsive fans who might eventually kill her sites. For me? I’m happy perusing her Myspace Profile and the occasional glance at some of her nude shots. I’m also happy realizing that if I actually had the opportunity to meet her in person, despite how small my penis is, I’d probably have zero reservations about jerking off right then and there. Did anyone see her sex video? It was a little disappointing but I’d have to think that disappointing sex with Keeley Hazell is the equivalent to the best sex ever with a normal person.

According to her Wikipedia page, Keeley was a frequent truant and stayed out late on school nights drinking. She also failed at modeling for one year when she was 16. She is also noted for her natural, large breasts. Wait a second, she did anal in that video? I might have to watch it again. To see Keeley in a reverse cowgirl anal? That just might be my dream come true. That or winning the lottery. It would be pretty close though.

I think that I sometimes like shots like this better than the truly revealing ones. There’s just something special about knowing what’s under that shirt because you can see an outline. Because in the worst case scenario, what if Keeley had deformed nipples? What if she had just one nipple and the other breast was just skin? Sometimes these pictures leave more to the imagination and are thus, more effective. But, alas, Keeley doesn’t have deformities. She doesn’t have only one nipple. She has unbelievable breasts making every man reading this that much more depressed for never being able to lick them. Oh well.

Too much makeup if you ask me. Yup, I should definitely stay critical at this junction. It just makes me feel better about myself. It’s like girls who sit at home watching the Oscars and talk shit about women they’re not half as attractive as. Makes no sense whatsoever. “Ugh, she looks so fat in that dress.” Meanwhile they’ll be talking about Salma Hayek or Jessica Alba. Shut up and eat your fondue.

And I think that just about covers it.

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