Nov 21 2007
I got a message from Kim Kardashian the other day asking me to put her up here. That’s why I like her…. sticking with the little people (if you believed any of that you’re a moron). Let’s face it folks. If you read my disclaimer I can post anyone I’d like as long as I’ve stumbled across them on Myspace. While Kim Kardashian has about a thousand profiles on there, this is her official Myspace page. And if you’ve also read my “about” page you’ll find that I choose girls that I find interesting and that do it for me, famous or not. Well, Kardashian falls under that category and since everyone on the planet has given her a review I felt that an opinion that matters, mine, should be published on the famous partier. You see, I feel that Kim Kardashian falls under this sort of “still involved in normal things” kind of category. While I easily could have posted the likes of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, or countless others who have tons of Myspace pull, I feel like Kardashian is the one out of them all who probably still actually checks her Myspace page, Facebook page, Jdate page, or any other Social Networking/Dating page on a daily basis. Do I have proof of this? Eh, I’m sure she met Ray Ray on Adultfriendfinder.
And let’s get another thing straight. I couldn’t care less about all the stuff that people say about these starlets who are stars just for partying. I’ve just given up. I understand it but you know what? As pathetic as I understand it is that we as a society thrive on this garbage, there’s still no discounting the fact that Kim Kardashian has a slamming body, a cute little voice, and a bitchy attitude that would draw me in faster than I could say “Ray Ray’s Wang.” Let’s review. Her vagina looked amazing in the video. If her tits are in fact real then we’re talking someone that I might not get tired of for at least a year, and that’s saying something. Did I mention her tits? Yeah, Kim Kardashian’s tits. Not to mention a great face. It’s different and I like that. Plus I’m a brown hair brown eyes type of guy. Bottom line is if society wasn’t interested, they’d find a way to exile these girls. Fact is, this celebrity crap is becoming more and more important here in America. And it’s becoming more and more featured. Is it retarded? Yes, but I’m afraid it’s here to stay. Just look at the last 5 years of reality shows, gossip sites, now TMZ is on Fox. We’re fucked. And as much as it scares me, if we see more and more Kim Kardashian type sex tapes then I’ll take the bad with the good. I’ll just tune everything else out.
You like those white balls down there? You know we don’t show nudity here so let’s put some lighted balls to cover up her vergheen. You’re telling me that Bruce Jenner never tried to tap that ass? Bullshit. You know every single time the camera is off on that crummy reality show that Jenner is after Kardashian 24/7. What the hell has that guy done with his face? He looks like a 75 year old Upper East Side Mink Wearer.
I’m pretty typed out right now. I gotta think in all of this that these party girls do, in effect work kind of hard. I just can’t see someone being famous without putting in some kind of effort, even if that effort means shoving a 12 inch schlong in your throat. Or even if it means pole dancing in front of the Paparazzi. Bottom line, the Kim Kardashians and Paris Hiltons of the world do work hard to keep up this persona. I applaud the penis sucking and breast showing. I just don’t applaud society’s reliance on it.
And on that note. This was a long article. Thanks for taking the time Kim. I for one, love you.