Feb 11 2008
I think the term “infatuation” is a little much but there’s no doubt Kim is a cutie. I can’t say I approve of her Myspace Profile address which contains the term “Lil Kim” in it. Hey there’s nothing wrong with Lil Kim, it’s just that I don’t think Kim Martin should want to confuse herself with a female rapper/singer/criminal who’s best known for virtually wearing nothing and talking about fellatio in her songs. Fellatio! Hahaha. Ok, sucking dick or cock. I will say this though. I’d definitely bang Lil’ Kim. OK back to Kim Martin. I almost feel bad. She’s kind of in this second tier of Vegas club girls. What I mean is that I see pictures of her on Billboards where the headlining women are Bobbi Billard and Brooke Banx. I think Kim is just as hot as them and Bobbi is kind of mannish if you ask me.
While I’m not a huge fan of these side angle type shots there’s no discounting that kind of All-American look and push up bra going to work for us. I don’t know, there’s just this something about Ms. Little Martin here that’s very inviting. I have no clue as to her mental capacity but if she’s smart at all she could easily use that little smile in any way she wants. Sure it’s one thing to get away with speeding tickets by showing some leg or a cute smile to a police officer. It’s another to use that charm and shiny teeth to other ends. Oh I don’t know like seducing the agent of Sigfried and Roy? OK bad example but some other cool agent.
This Justin Price guy. I have to meet him. There’s got to be at least one Justin Price picture in easily 50% of my posts. Let’s do some math here. Let’s say Justin Price has 500 models in his website. Let’s say he hits on 50% of those models (which is a low number). We now have 250 girls. Let’s say he has a 5% success rate. We’re talking 12 1/2 models he’s gotten to bang. I just felt like doing that for no particular reason. Why? Because it depresses me and passes the time.
The guy in the pink couldn’t be any gayer if he tried. If you think I’m at all wrong you must see the next picture.
Jesus what a cake boy. Enough said. Have a nice one kids.