Nov 30 2007
Other than her being Playboy’s Cybergirl of the month in January of 2007, if it weren’t for her Myspace Profile I’d have never heard of this girl. I scoured the internet for more pictures of her and they all relate to Playboy hence I think she’s kind of off the radar right now. I’m hoping this little review, while it may simply focus on my pathetic desires for her smooth skin and perky boobies to be in my face, will get Kortnie back in the spotlight and onto the screen or rather triple X screen. Isn’t that a name for porn though? Kortnie O’Connor? Especially the “K” in Kortnie and the “Oh, Oh, Oh face” in O’Connor. Jesus that last sentence couldn’t have been more gay if I tried. Whatever, she’s cute.
Here’s what we know about Kortnie from her profile: “I love Shopping, Good Wine, Good Sushi, Traveling, Working out, Dancing, Drinking, Playing with my Dog Chanel, Kickboxing, Snowboarding, Wakeboarding, Playing Golf, Doing anything that involves water. Also Hanging out with the people I love!” Is anyone else really happy that they just read that or would you rather just see her little tushy some more? Yes that is what I figured. So she loves hanging out with people she loves. Makes sense.
Something about this photo clicks. And no it’s not just her being really cute in a towel. That’s too obvious. It’s a color scheme kind of thing. The wood almost matches her skin. The positioning of her foot is also quite lovely. There’s also something very average about this girl that I kind of like. She seems very pick upable. I’m guessing her in the morning without makeup and Playboy’s photoshop technicians, that she isn’t so impressive in real life. But that’s fine. I dig her.
Now who the hell is THAT chick on the cover? As soon as I find out, and pending a Myspace profile, she’s getting her ass right on this site pronto. It’s certainly not Stacy Dash. If it is, then Stacy’s had quite a bit of work done. I can’t quite make out what issue that is. Perhaps it’s the January 2007 issue that Kortnie is featured in? I’ll let you all do the homework and get back to me on this cover girl. Thanks.
She looks so frail and inviting right there. Bye!