Whadupp its kristen. soo i deleted my old myspace with 12k+ friends but krazyy kris is backk so hit me upp loserrrs. 

Well other than the infinite amount of purposeful and lame grammatical errors in her Myspace Profile, as well as the countless flaws I can point out, there’s one thing you can’t deny: despite the fake tan, ridiculous faces she makes to the camera, this girl is 18 years old and would be a joy to have naked time with.

I mean come on. Oh and by the way, could this girl be more vain?  There’s not one, not a single picture of her and her friends.  Not one drunk picture for us?  Just you Ms. Krazy Kris?  Just you and that body?  Just you in that “ouch, it would really hurt if you put it there but if you did I might scream and that might turn you on so let’s try it” type of a mood?  Sweetie, you don’t know jack about jacking.  Stop hanging out with little douches please.

I mean why these girls make these 100% retarded faces and somehow think it’s “hot” is beyond me.  But I’m gonna stick to my claim.  She’s got a body that will not quit and you can’t tell me that two hours of drunkenness with her wouldn’t be fun…assuming she didn’t say a word.

Enjoy the rest of the pictures