For some reason this girl has a Daily Bible verse code inserted into her Myspace Profile so that every time you see her profile you get a new snippet of Bible talk. Yay! And yet she has a show on Nowlive called the Krystal Lina Experience where she sometimes models her shirt “The Krystle Lina Experience Sux.” She also has a barbed wire tattoo on her arm (and we all know what that means according to my tattoo article). Something is screaming irony to me. I mean Krystle talks about dirty stuff on her show, has a slamming body and yet wants us to see Bible jargon? I’m just gonna stick to her tits and hope for the best here. P.S. this first picture rules.

Nice little home picture taken there. Her caption said something along the lines of “I was so bored that day.” Yes so bored that you positioned yourself perfectly, managed to wear a shit ton of makeup that easily took you an hour to put on, put on a tiny little shirt to show off your incredible chest and take about another 100 pictures we know you deleted before finally deciding on this one to insert into your Myspace photo album. Hey I’m not complaining Krystle, it’s a great picture but you know as well as I do it wasn’t just some “hey I’ll just take a quick picture and share it with the world” type of day. You know what you’re doing and we’re all grateful.

I’d like to thank Mr. Michael Vincent for using his camera for such wonderful purposes here. For a woman I’ve never heard of, I’m quite pleased I found her. How did I come across her you might ask? All these friggin girls flock together man. Who is her designated “partner in crime?” Why it’s Kristen Deluca. You might remember my “Blond or Brunette” post. Can I join whatever secret society these women belong to? Please?

I don’t normally post black and whites, however, I truly believe that if you stare at this long enough you might actually get to feel her tits. Just let the brain go to work and don’t ask any questions. It works. I swear. I know that some of you retards without a sense of reality are actually going to try this. I just did.

I just want to commend myself for sticking through the hard times and the torture of having to find these women. To have the strength to write these posts. To have a girlfriend that gets pissed at me for writing this stuff. Just…you know…it’s hard. I’m getting teared up just thinking about it. I can’t go on. I’m too choked up.

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I feel like I actually got to know Kristen a little bit after perusing her Myspace Profile. There was something very light and airy about it. I just get the feeling that she would be very fun to hang out with. Wearing a tight black skirt certainly doesn’t hurt matters either. Kristen is also smart. Graduated top 10% of her class at UCF with a 3.63 GPA, made all kinds of honor’s lists and currently is involved in a relationship (with a male other than me, fucking ridiculous). Her excellent academic skills lead her to pursue a career in dying her hair blond to become a pinup model where she gets to display her fine knowledge of criminology (her major). Actually it doesn’t but even Kristen knows that a hell of a body tacked on with blond hair will pretty much blur the vision of any man and make him start handing over money for no reason whatsoever. She knows what she’s doing and I respect that.

Does anyone here know Taylor Rain? Think Taylor Rain look but with a much much bigger bust. Now if Kristen can perform even 10% of the things that Taylor does than I would sincerely have to call her boyfriend my personal hero. In case you don’t know Taylor here is some of her work. I really wish that I could be a cigar at this moment. Scratch that, I really wish I could be a long dangly necklace at this moment.

Blond or Brunette? I leave it up to you guys to decide. You all know me by now. I’m a clear cut brunette guy. Perhaps if Kristen modeled in these get ups with the brown hair we’d have something to talk about. However, she represents Florida, LA, anywhere plastic quite well here. She could easily get into Skybar, Crowbar, any bar with a name like “12″ or 166,” or any other trendy place with fake celebrities. I feel like with the brunette look the Paris Hilton’s of the world would be extremely offended and not at all ready to whip out the chess board.

This picture was for shits and giggles. Given the silliness of some of the stuff in her profile it’s obvious that even Kristen probably thinks this picture is a joke. That said, it’s quite nice. And after all, according to Kristen, it’s not “where you go that matters, it’s who you’re with that makes it a good time!!!!” Well if I could go to cheek one and cheek two I’d be more than fine.

No Kristen, I, we, the entire male population insists. You, seat yourself. Right here. Right now.

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