This first picture is such a fantastic little preview (if I do say so myself). And while this title reflects my feelings that Lana should make it, I’m not quite sure she’d make it with me. And let’s be clear, making it in a conversation with me is not easy and Lana wouldn’t make it any easier. Let us take this piece from her Myspace Profile where I shall leave the punctuation as is. “I love to learn new things maybe that’s why I read so much. I like to write mostly poetry. I appreciate the arts music, painting,writting and so on. TRUE BEAUTY IS IN THE INSIDE AND SHINES OUT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT” While I appreciate Lana’s attempt at being real, the run on sentences and spelling errors might prevent her from being the next Maya Angelou. But I doubt Maya has Lana’s cans and Latina sex appeal.

By the way, has anyone heard of Lana? I’ve been getting some shit recently for posting too many “known” women that have graced Playboy or Maxim or any other men’s magazine. To those critics I say that I’m doing the best I can. Somebody’s gotta fill in the gaps when I can’t find the normal homegrown girls with drunken spring break pictures and tongues sticking out. Anyway, Lana does have her own website and let’s get back to topic here. Lana can make it. She just needs a good manager. And to further compliment I think she can make it without porn. I really do. Sure, it would help but I believe in you papi!

This picture needs to be in some kind of caption contest setting. Here are a couple of suggestions off the top of my head. “This red gun symbolizes my heart, and my love for you.” “There’s really a penis under this skirt but it’s cool, I’m still hot.” “Do you realize what kind of damage my vagina would do when it gets hold of your penis?…A LOT” This picture really is incredible though.

When this is the kind of world you are surrounded by? Things couldn’t possibly be better. Just think, in a year or two Lana just might be able to move up to the position of Assistant Madame at the newly formed “Vagina Bunny Ranch” in underground New York. 20 bucks says 90% of people reading this article are going to do a “Vagina Bunny Ranch” search on Google.

With all due respect to Lana and her temple worship type of body. I’d have zero reservations having sex with her if she were completely passed out. Yeah I said it, and you all agree. Just no one has the balls to admit it.

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