“Ok so my name is Alanna..So why born a techno baby? well i love the music that much. Nothing puts me in a better mood than House music. Don’t message and and be like blah blah techno sucks. Techno baby def sounds better than House baby, then i just sound like a fucking maid or something. Anyways. I am in school for buiness, I have very strong aspirations in life and I have alot of hope for a positive successful future.

For the record I corrected about 18 spelling and grammar errors in that paragraph. Don’t you just love chicks like this? OK maybe you don’t. Here’s what I like about Alanna. Her legs. Her legs just draw me in. Period. I don’t have much else to say about anything.

She’s a club girl who in my opinion’s entire life is based around what she’s going to do that night. Congratulations on being in business school. I can more than guarantee her life will be revolved around going to Vegas clubs and dressing down, way down, for the next 10-15 years.

I can’t deny that her Myspace Profile is tops though. Some great pictures in there. I wonder how she had the time to get all this done being in business school and all. What a champ.