The fact that I know she is British and that she’s 20 years old makes this all the better. The fact that she has a Myspace Profile and a few nude pictures doesn’t really phase me at this point. But knowing she’s got red hair and is hot? I think I may have mentioned this the other week. I’ve rarely if ever met a red haired person that was normal. Most seemed insane in one way or another. This includes guys. So couple the fact that the majority of red heads are psycho with the fact that very few, if any are attractive…..it makes Laula Lavin that much more enticing. And how the hell do you pronounce that name? Is it Lola? Lowla? I’m pretty sure as soon as she greeted me with that English accent I’d be done for.

I can’t quite pinpoint who Laula looks like but it’s definitely someone. I don’t mean to say this in my normal fashion. And I don’t mean to say this to disrespect Laula in any way. She truly does have a look for porn. I’m not even messing around here. Some women just got it. Laula is one of them. She’s not busty up top and she’s one of the few girls I’d tell to stay this way. There’s just this mischievous seductive look on her face. It’s as I say, uncoached. You simply can’t teach these kinds of things. I think an ideal night would be going out to a pub with this girl doing shot after shot and then taking about an hour to convince her to do a reverse cowgirl anal with me. I’m so violating my woman when I get home today.

Oopsy! Looks like the little skirt is riding a bit high! For a girl that’s reasonably short, it sure as hell seems like she’s got long legs. Imagine those bad boys wrapped around you real tight. That and her yelling words like “bullocks!” and “spunk!” I’m not sure which accent I like best but British is definitely up there. A think a badass Scottish girl would be pretty cool as well. Red hair man. Red hair. So money.

I debated putting this picture up. Why? I have absolutely no idea. Laula is clearly pretty without makeup but has one of those, “if you put on a ton of red lipstick you’ll give me a total boner” type of looks as well. Boner. Richard Stabone.

Hmm. Dare I say a little Kate Bosworth? Is that who I was looking for? I think there’s a hint.

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