There are some women who are meant for modeling. There are also some women who are meant to model and be gawked at even when they’re at their worst. Laura Lee was meant for modeling. And I’m sure she’s heard this before.

Laura Lee’s body is paying her bills. It says she’s 98 in her Myspace Profile which to me translates to mid to late 30’s. And to look like that at her age? Pretty amazing. Though I’m not too psyched about her friends.

It just seems too much like a Sex and the City club. You know, a bunch of chicks talking about their periods. wearing baseball caps at baseball games to try and look cute, and remaining single until 45?

No clue if Laura is like this but whatever. Let’s not forget the fact that she is in fact a model, and her model pictures are pretty damned good. Plus, she has a vagina, so that’s cool too.

No she’s not a cop. She’s just another hot chick from a city that I’m supposed to hate but I just don’t. I can’t deny the fact that I’d love a hot, blue collared heavily accented Bostonite to roll around the hay with for a night. Laura’s definitely got that kind of quality. How is Laura Lee not the name of a porn star by the way? I can’t say I approve of the falling pink hearts on her Myspace Profile but what can you do? At least she’s showing some semblance of being a lady, which is more than I can say for many of the New York gals I’ve posted on here. So who is Laura Lee anyway? Well, I know she was a Barstool Sports girl if that helps at all (which is probably doesn’t).

Well, here’s what Laura does for a living. You know, dance hard with chicks and stuff. I see no reason that she shouldn’t just pack it up and head out to Vegas. I’d imagine the money out there is pretty good and it seems to be the land of getting paid to be hot. Then again, perhaps Laura would just be another duck on a pond filled with ducks out in Vegas. Jesus I can be really poetic when I want to be. And yet in Boston, Laura is a beautiful swan set to flourish amongst green pastures of ale, hops, and tight white underwear tushies that say 2008 on them. Can we please arrange a Boston Hottest Girls of Myspace party please? I think that’s in order. Can I please turn this website into a modeling agency or magazine please? How hard could it be? Seriously. If anyone is reading this who has the power to make a magazine then shoot me an email.

If there are any reasons to stay in Boston for Laura, this cannot be one of them. Perhaps I’m being judgmental. Perhaps I’m generalizing. Perhaps I’m naive and may be witnessing one of the finest minds of our generation. However, something tells me I’m right when I say that this guy could be one of the most worthless individuals to ever step foot on this planet. I can go on for six pages about why and how this guy is a schmuck but I’d be wasting my time. Just look at this dude.

And just when I thought we had a winner, this fucking guy comes along. I might seriously have to get in a car, ride up to Boston and slap this guy in the face.

OK that’s much better. Just keeping getting down with chicks Laura. It makes me and everyone else feel a hell of a lot better.

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