BUT NO GUYS! That’s apparently her one rule when it comes to the  bedroom. Hey, mine too Jaimi! We have so much in common. We should probably hang out some time. Here are a couple more pics of this girls only cutie and her barren Myspace profile.

I lost this girl’s profile address so I’m not sure who she is. Like you really needed a name! I do know she’s at least a lesbian and maybe bi. Myspace lesbians sure give the bar sluts a run for skimpiest pictures…

What’s the first thing you do after a fivesome? High five I assume. Hell I’d be double slapping! Seriously this girl Maja makes my sexual history look tamer than Hannah Montannahs. Not too sure where that reference came from. I assume she’s a virgin I guess is what I’m trying to say.

Anyway, Maja has this survey on her profile that covers everything from her alleged fivesome, her love for anal, her desired dick size (I guess she used to be on the meat?), to the time she farted during sex (interesting to note that a fivesome is the only time you can legitimately get away with blowing dirty ass gas). It’s worth noting that she hasn’t logged onto her profile in over 2 years (Myspace is dying if you hadn’t heard) so you can’t begin to imagine what she’s done since.

By the way, her perfect dick size is 8.5 inches. Now normally I would call bullshit on such a claim. Generally speaking chicks don’t know dick. Size. With the exception of baby dicks (which is what she appears to be after in the above pic) and horse dicks, everything in between has more to do with how good the sex was and how much they liked the dude.

But I have to say with our girl Maja, I think she walks into a dildo store and heads straight for the 8.5 shelf with zero hesitation.

The rest of Maja the Lesbian Gallery…

Christ that thing is skimpy. I bet it’s edible too, although that’d barely qualify as a snack. Nikki is a bikini model and NO, she doesn’t want to see a picture of your penis (trust me on this). She’s strictly into chicks. Now if only we had some candid lesbian photos… *sigh*

• Video of topless brunette at the beach – NSFW (Boobie Blog)

I bear good news: There is a whole slew of hot, horny lesbians on Myspace! Exhibit A – 24 year old Morgan. From her Myspace: “The 3 month dry spell is finally over. Thank God! I met up with the sexiest girl ever, who I happened to meet on myspace (you know who you are). After a night of drinking and partying, we ate each other out till the sun came up. God, I’m getting wet again just thinking about it.“

Where do these lesbians get the balls? This stuff reads like it’s fake, but after my exhaustive research, this is just how they talk. Fascinating.

Actually our girl Morgan is generally bisexual but she’s on a dick strike: “I’m kinda only into girls right now, so sorry guys. But, I’ll let you know when I’m ready to get back up on that pogo stick again.” Why you’d ever want to come back is beyond me, but I’d happily donate my pogo stick to the cause.

One of those pictures that is dangerously close to the creepy/sexy line. Whatever, Morgan loves pussy and xbox so she’s cool with me.