Wait a second fellas, you didn’t think she had a real PhD did you? Lexxi is so funny! She has a PhD in Men. Hahahaha. I personally think Lexxi has a PhD in not doing things hardcore enough, but maybe I haven’t been to the lost tapes that got her into the industry. You know, those tapes that have her doing things against her will with a filthy director who says “you’ll be a star, I promise, now just do this line and let me use my fist and…” well you guys know the rest. In case you are wondering and in case her Myspace Profile doesn’t give off the hint, Lexxi isn’t a normal “lady.” She likes ladies, she’s does things with ladies, and men. She’s an adult entertainer. Let’s talk about that PhD some more though.

Did I say something about a PhD? I must have been distracted by some underpants slippage. Seriously though. There’s gotta be at least one porn star out there who actually has a PhD right? I wonder if my Google adsense is going to have PhD ads now that I’m putting the term “PhD” so often in this article. What do you think that porn star who has this degree does? Are they better at the sex? Do they mess with all the fluids and try and have experiments? Are they at least trying to help find a cure for AIDS? Seriously. There’s definitely one PhD’er in there and I want to know who it is.

What is it about girls in the adult film world that think guys like this are hot? Every single time I see one of these girls on Myspace they have a picture with some freakish dudes and the caption always says something like “found these two hotties in the hotel.” What do you mean hotties? I don’t understand. I supposed if spiking your hair 3 feet, bleaching it, wearing a gay watch and doing meth for 6 hours is considered hot then Lexxi and her other industry friends may have a point. Are the girls just so delusional that all the drugs and facials have gotten to their brains?

I really don’t have any comments for this one. One thing I can say is that it’s been while since we had any porn stars up here and I think it might be time for a top 10 porn stars on Myspace. Let me know guys. I’ll set it up.

Jesus Christ Bill Maher, get some! I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen a picture like this of Bill Maher in all of my life. I hope someone drugged him that night, though I’m pretty sure he drugged himself pretty good.

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