This female is going to blow you out of the water. First of all, if you take a look at her Myspace Profile you will notice she appears to be quite an interesting girl. Do I know her? Nope. Could she be the sweetest little cookie in the jar? Very possible. Do I think that she is? If I had to take a wild guess based solely one her pictures? Do I even have to answer that question? Shall we move onto some more pictures so you can form your own opinions so that I don’t have to sound like such a dick all the time? Should I just write question after question and see how much I can annoy my readers?

Such a sweetie pie folks! Isn’t she lovely? I guess someone who writes “for all you jealous sluts that wish you could be like me, sorry to break it to you, I’m the badass bitch in town so keep looking at my pictures and be jealous” really is a doll. Twenty bucks says I get some email from Lindsay whining for me to take this post down because I’ve been so mean and I don’t even know her or her boyfriend. Oh yeah, right, check out her boyfriend. This guy is a stud.

I’ll just keep quiet for now. Actually, he should probably keep quiet. It looks like his lips are zippered shut anyway.

That’s not even skunked hair, it’s raccoon hair. Lindsay Electra. Wow, people are like this. Amazing.

I almost forgot. Yeah I’d bang her.