There’s just something genetically right about Lisa Angeline. I can’t quite get my fingers on it. I think it’s my crazy obsession with brunettes thing, but it’s more than that. You know when you see a certain girl and just think she has a great vagina? I get that feeling about Lisa. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s got perfect skin tone, a phenomenal body and a face that just isn’t all that perfect. I don’t know why but those things just lead to heaven down there. I must use Angel Dark as a reference here. She’s by no means good looking but bodies and you know…roast beef’s really don’t get better that that. By the way, in addition to her Myspace Profile which is lovely, you must check out Lisa’s Flickr Profile for a bundle of pictures. She also has her own website if you are interested.

OK, let’s get into the real Lisa. I must refrain from my thinking she has a great tweeter. No, fuck that. Her body simply will not quit. OK. Lisa is a full time model, does a lot of car gigs and lives in Vegas. You just have to love this not famous, yet has an amazing life, 3rd tier model contingency. I guarantee Lisa roams around clubs by night, does photo shoots by day, doesn’t pay for drinks, watches her diet to stay hot, goes to the gym and basically has fun 90% of the time. What a life man. It’s a shame because in all the time Lisa has making fun it would take me only 5 seconds in a room with her and I feel like while it’d be the best 5 seconds of my life it would just be peanuts to Lisa. I’m writing way too much here.

I’m sorry but how has she not posed naked yet? How in the world has she not been offered a 5 year contract from Vivid? Unless she figures out a cure for cancer I don’t see that life changing any time soon. Not that living for free, sucking on ice pops in pictures and getting all benefits of being ridiculously hot for the next 10-15 years would be bad. I just feel like since I’ll never meet Lisa, at least I’ll get to have my imaginary alone time with her.

And then there’s this guy.

Honest question. Who would you rather have sex with? Lisa Angeline or Tyson Beckford? I think it’s pretty close. Hey I’m a male but come on dude. This guy is way too good looking to be roaming around with Lisa. Guy needs an old school Jayne Mansfield by his side.

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