Nov 23 2007
Janis is trying to make it out there. And I support her fully. She’s had her spats on FHM. As stated in the title she was once Madpoison’s model of the month. She competed in the Miss Cobra Seats 2007 contest. Come on honey! You can do it! As such I think this article will revolve around steps I think she can take to propel her career. Let’s begin with her Myspace Profile. In all honesty it isn’t that bad. Good amount of modeling pictures and closing in on 10,000 friends. One thing is missing though: tongue. I need to see more tongue sticking out stuff. I only see it in her private pictures. Tonguing with other girls, herself, anything with more saliva.
Tip number 2. Great picture here but it’s clearly evident that she needs to be topless. I don’t really think there’s much getting around it. Janis isn’t really famous right now. She’s no Jessica Burciaga and doesn’t have the star power of a Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian type. I don’t know of any acting skill but the evidence of a slamming nude body potentially being slammed by another nude body could really move her in the right direction. Do some Howard Stern whoring out or something. Just suck it up.
You see that? That’s what I’m talking about. Put up pictures like that EVERYWHERE and spread the word. I’m not saying to let eight guys have sex with you but lets face it. If you’re gonna learn to swim, get in the water. Bottom line? If you’re aspiring to make it in this business you gotta do what you can. My brutally honest opinion is that the face isn’t supermodel esque but the left and right bombs ARE. Use them. Use them wisely young Janis. I really wish Jesse Preston would have let me keep her post up. That girl is going places.
Another solid picture. The more skin the better. Now just be a go go dancer at a high priced vegas club, give the patrons a little something extra, and you’re on your way. I know that you have a boyfriend Janis, but he’ll understand. It’s for both of you.
Probably the best picture of the bunch. I was WAY too nice today. I’ll get back to my old assholish self on Monday. Let’s go Janis!