Mar 21 2008
Well, as you all know Maria Kanellis is yet another WWE Diva to grace the pages of Playboy. Of course I have the link to the photo shoot. And you guys all know how fond I am of her counterpart Candice Michelle. Candice is currently the logo of this site. So you’ll have to forgive me when I add how disappointed I am in her Myspace Profile. I mean seriously Maria. Get your head in the game. The profile has like 6 pictures. Two are half decent and the rest is filled with horny losers commenting on how hot she is. That is not an Official Myspace page damnet. If you are ambitious enough to work with Hugh Hefner, at least be willing to put some party shots, WWE shots, something, anything to promote yourself on one of the most popular social networks in existence. On the other hand, just keep taking your clothes off and you’ll be fine.
Don’t get me wrong. I truly love pictures like this. I’ll take a sexy shot any day of the week. However, as I’ve pointed out, personal pictures are most definitely a plus. I need some behind the scenes. I need some drunkenness. I need Maria getting down with some chick in a bar or at least pouring beer on said chick’s face. I need something to remind me that all of the things I hope and pray that Maria does behind the scenes actually can and will happen.
You’ll be hearing me use this term more often and I’m gonna lay it on you right now: Uncoached. Uncoached refers to things in this world that simply can’t be taught. There are certainly God given talents that we all must marvel at in our lives. For some, it’s the ability to hit an important free throw at the end of a game. For others it could be computing a complex math problem in a matter of seconds. For others? For Maria more importantly? It her ass. That ass is simply uncoached.
Looks like Maria is about to entice the crowd a little bit. I’ve never actually seen any of the WWE divas in action. Given that Candice Michelle and Maria are two of the ladies, I might have to start watching this crap. Look at those legs….also uncoached by the way.
I’m not going to deny it. I’m a big sucker for baby blue.