I’ve been through the online dating scene before. Yes, I was a J Dater. And is Meg Jewish? I have no idea. And P.S. don’t call yourself Schmeg in your Myspace Profile. It’s just too much like Schmegma and that’s just wrong.

Anyway, back to our topic: online dating. Now I don’t know Meg from a hole in the wall but there’s just something about these pictures that tells me that Meg would put out on the first date. She’s the best looking of her bunch of friends (P.S. her friends scare me).

She’s willing to get hammered and record the pictures. And you know what? She just has that devilish look where she’s knows she’s cute but she’s also aware of the fact that she’s not some Vegas tramp that can treat you like dirt.

She’s from Boston and I just think there’s something hometown about her. Again, this is all speculation but Meg, if you’re out there? You’d let me hit it.