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Dec 17 2007

That’s Correct, Michelle Anderson is Asian

Published by Brock Landers under Michelle Anderson

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You’d think with a name like Michelle Anderson we’d have a clear cut case of some kind of Playboy Centerfold of the month with Blond Hair and Blue Eyes. Nope, guess again. That’s why when I came across Michelle’s Myspace Profile I had to get her up here. That and the fact that I barely ever post Asian women. I have zero against Asian women. They’re just not as common in the large breasted, car model genre as some of your more typical Vegas type ladies. Michelle is quite a kitten though. There’s something about her face that screams, “wait a sec boys, I’m not THAT Asian but I’ll certainly give you long time way better than what you’re accustomed to.” Works for me Michelle.

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Here’s a little blurb from Michelle. “To hate and despise others is a sign of weakness and selfishness. To hate someone takes all your good energy & prevents you from realizing your dreams” - Well Michelle, I understand where you’re coming from here. Hating can people can be somewhat an energy waster but you know what? I love to hate. Can you blame me for hating the fact that you’re wearing clothes? The fact that I’m sitting here writing this and you’re face isn’t down on my wee wee relieving my stress? That I don’t get to see you in a movie entitled “My name is Michelle, but don’t let that fool you, I’m Asian and take it up the butt?” I mean hate does have its place in the world.

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I’m gonna say it. I think purple is a great color for Michelle. Yup, I’m gay. No, I’m just making an astute observation. Seriously though, doesn’t that slightly lighter than purple color make her look better? It just works. Sue me.

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Hey I finally get to say it again! “Damn I want to fuck that car.” It’s been a while. I was going through withdrawal. Here’s something interesting. Michelle Anderson has nearly 240,000 friends on Myspace. I’m so honored that I’m one of them. The amount of people she’s actually friends with on Myspace? Somewhere between 1 and 5. The chances she’s the person that actually does all the friend adding? Zero.

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Hey Ground Dynamics, how about some love here? I just posted two of your pictures in a row. That’s free advertising damnet.

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