Dec 03 2007
Let’s start off with Kara’s quote on the very top of her myspace profile: “Homoerotic drag queen looking for Mr Right;)” I’m not quite sure what that means but if there’s any truth to that then I think it’s time for me to turn homosexual. Guy or no guy, this whatever he/she is in this picture is smokin’. And second of all, it’s a woman so relax people. She’s just trying to have a little fun with us and boost her voting appeal for the Miss Internet Pageant of 2007. She’s got my vote. Kara is a Junkette, whatever that means. It means she’s part of a hot ladies network that represents some radio station WJFK 106.7. Apparently there are a whole bunch of “Junkettes” and I will find every last one of them. In other news her real name is Kara Lee and she has her own website in case Myspace isn’t enough.
“Okay so, they call me Psycho Kara this does not mean I’m crazy but moreso a term of endearment from my NOPI Motorsports family (thanks Michael). Okay who am I kidding I’m nuts. I can lie to you and I can lie to myself, but I can’t lie to Jesus” – I’m kind of floored at this comment since I’m about to cut and paste more from her profile. I love when these girls do my job for me.
“I am a smart and funny girl who’s too quirky for her own good. I can’t stay on topic or sit still so please don’t ask me to. I change topics like most turn a light switch on and off, often times before the topic has even finished being discussed! I am impulsive as hell, probably too much for my own good as it’s gotten me into alot of trouble…..but I sure do love being spontaneous so at least I have stories to tell!….and believe me I have some stories (too bad I can’t focus long enough to tell them ” – Well I guess she is crazy. Is there anyone else that doesn’t love this fact? I sure do.
These are the kinds of guys that crazy girls who lead us on that they might be transvestites hang out with. Seems about right.
“To all of you viewing my profile, sending me messages, and joining my list of friends THANK YOU!!!!! XOXO! I love it. I am a very busy girl and don’t always have access to a computer. I’m in and out of town often so if I do not write you back, please don’t take it personal. I ALWAYS read my messages but I don’t always get to respond. I’ll always do my best though. I love getting email, its like christmas!!! So, keep it coming or just simply join my list of friends and I won’t turn you away, unless you are the epitome of strange and I feel I may meet an untimely death as a result of your add.” – If you guys knew the work I put in to correct the grammatical mistakes…..Crazy Kara, my pick for 68th place in the Miss Internet Pageant 2007.