For the same reason that you jerk off to a reasonably overweight chick in a porn movie, I am sometimes drawn into bad girls with lots of tattoos. For the record, I’m not talking goth chicks with Jet Black hair who are essentially devil people and scare the shit out of me.

No, I’m talking legitimately hot chicks who just happen to sport a fair amount of ink on their bodies. And Miss JJ? Boy does she ever. Just think about what this girl must be capable of in a relationship if she’s gone to the lengths of getting that many “works of art” on her skin?

I mean if you mentioned anal she’d probably laugh in your face and say “with how many baseballs?” And to top it all off, she is of course, a go go dancer who has a boyfriend. Isn’t this the classic porn story? She’s got a guy who doesn’t mind what she does for a living even though it involves humping other guys.

Well, when I get out of my tattoo phase this post might disgust me. But for now, the thought of those baseballs is pretty enticing. By the way, is she really that hot? Nah. But she’s bad, and that in itself is hot.

Batter up