Something about this Miss Shay Laren (you are going to like her profile pic) is giving me morning wood that could invade a country and take out a boat of pirates. What’s amazing is some dipshit military guy - her first husband - couldn’t keep his missile in check and banged a co-worker, rendering our sweet girl divorced before the age of 20!

I think cheating is generally a shitty business to be in and I’m not a huge fan, but to cheat on this girl is beyond comprehension. The best part? Probably partly to give idiotboy a nice big old “fuck you”, Shay Laren started nude modeling not long after. To witness the supple fruits of this labor, a G. Image search is very worth the time.

Enjoy these other sexy Shay Laren pics…