Let me apologize right out of the gate. Brandy “Body” is certainly not one of the hottest girls on Myspace. Maybe circa 1980. She did get me thinking though. See she loves calling herself a MILF as she’s trying to get in on the lucrative MILF market. Only I’m not sure that’s how it works. You can’t just appoint yourself a MILF, can you?

Now that you’ve had a better look, here’s the all important question:

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There are MILFs and then there are SMILFs. At only 22, Brittany Blakely is a SMILF and a half. Sure she’s a bit of a ‘tard and she TALKS LIKE THIS A LOT but I can look past those minor flaws and onto those can-cans.

Yes I can. I’m touching them this second. Man if that kid is not breast fed, then I’m going to cry a million tears for the children of the world.

Like I said, she’s a bit of an idiot. Oh well. If you like Brittany Blakely as much as I do, there’s a ton of pics on her Myspace.

Here’s all of the Brittany Blakely Gallery…

This is 25 year-old Sunny Cruse. She has not 1… not 2… but THREE kids! She’s happily married, but for some reason has these ridiculous “her being sexy on the street” photos on her very public profile.

So to you I pose an all important question:

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• Crazy Talented 9 year-old Guitarist – NSFW ads (NS4W.org)
• Legendary Hooters Winner Anna Burns (Uncoached)
• Cute New Topless Model Louisa – NSFW (Boobie Blog)
• Holly Madison in Slutty Bikini – NSFW ads (Dirty Rotten)
• No Man Will Forget Victoria (on205th)
• Miss COED Gena Horn (Busted Coverage)
• Bacon Lube Looking for BETA Testers (Don Chavez)

Meet 23 year old Brit Kirstin Anna: DJ, model (sometimes topless), and mom? Yes sir. Now I have no idea if any of the shots you are about to see were taken post-kid – maybe not, but goddamn this is one skinny girl. Personally I think she’d be sexier with a few extra pounds, although I can assure if she was standing naked in front me, getting her a bacon cheeseburger would not be my first instinct.

Those my friends, are some nice fake boobies. That poor fetus though! I can picture it in there pondering lunch “hmmmm… shall I have rib or silicone today?” I kid your kid Kirstin! Oh, to see a nsfw topless shot, click here. And here’s Kirstin’s profile, and now more Kirstin pics:

After spending some time on her Myspace, I’ve fallen for Courtney Culkin. Hard. I think it’s the smile. She seems genuine. Yes the tits and ass are a contributing factor, but I really do dig that face. She is pretty smart too as I understand it. At 26, I’d say Ms. Culkin has a bright future as a nude model or the hottest psychologist ever.

Awesome trivia: Courtney Rachel Culkin was childhood friends with Monica Leigh. Word is they did stuff to each other. A lot of stuff.

There is this white elephant baby in the room I should confront. Yes, Courtney Culkin is a mom. For this, she gets a top spot in our coveted MMilf category. She also gets a crappy kid.

I’d love to know the full story here. Dammit I love this girl.

This guy offers a great service. You can get a creepy picture with him for the price of ONE SOUL (click the picture for the full effect).

Enjoy the rest of the Courtney Culkin pictures…