This excerpt comes from Moni’s Myspace Profile:

I def have my own style, I’m ambitious and take chances…somewhat crazy but I have a huge heart and am a very nice girl unless you’ve convinced me that you’re a worthless person who creates drama…Since I graduated high school I’ve worked in a few clubs..I’ve realized through myself and others the past year that I have sooo many possibilities and I’m capable of a lot and have made it through a lot…Most don’t take the time to truly get to know me or understand the way I think…oh well, I don’t worry about that because people in general can’t be trusted. In the end all anyone has is themselves

Why did I share this with you? For this reason: Moni is from Long Island and is 20 years old. I assume she’s not in college so my other assumption is that she has zero clue what she’s talking about thus making the excerpt completely void.

No disrespect Moni but you’re a baby. I’d love to get to know you. I’d love to “listen” to you. But mainly, I want to see you shake that ass in the club like you do so well. We’ll worry about who you are when you’re 30 babe.

Just take off your pants.

P.S. Take you seriously? Sure, no problem. Just keep wearing Playboy lingerie and I’ll be sure to listen to every word.