Dec 06 2007
I’m already thinking that this here post is going to be debatable. I already know that some of you will like that trucker type tattoo on her stomach and some of you will be repulsed by it. Let’s cut the debate short right here. According to her Myspace profile she’s 99 years old! Alright schmucks so she’s not a senior citizen but here’s the deal. If she’s over 35 then she’s a complete superstar selection for this site. If she’s under 30 then she’s had too many drugs, nailed too many guys, and stayed up for over 24 hours way too many times in her life. If I had to make an educated guess based on her face and neckline I’d say she’s about 38 which puts her into the “I doubt she’s a real mom yet but she’s a MILF, older woman, the kind of lady you wish you were a pizza guy delivering a pizza to and she asked you to come inside while her husband were gone” category. What the hell is Playet Magazine?
You gotta love the crowd that holds on to dear youth for an extra 10 years. A. It makes me extremely jealous. B. It’s just a very powerful thing when you see a woman this age, with this kind of body and those kind of tattoos basically telling the world to “fuck off, because I’m gonna have some fun and if you want to join me, fine, if not you suck.” I would feel like such a kid in her presence and I’d imagine I would be terribly nervous to do anything sexual with her. I can’t decide if she’d be like “you’re so nervous, what is wrong with you, can’t you please a woman?” or “you’re so nervous, I love that, let me teach you all you need to know.” I feel like she’d be the latter.
I wish that her body wasn’t so orange in this picture but I have to admit….this might be one of my favorite pictures ever posted on this site. The only thing I don’t like is the Playet Magazine logo. The boots, the positioning of her body, the nipple sticking out, her hair, her bracelets, earrings, even the fucking rocks work. It’s a great shot.
Does anyone know what “Mudflap Girl” means? Neither do I. Do you think it has anything to do with her two blond over-the-hill still partying, huge breasted friends? Wow I’d love three minutes with those two. By the way, is it even remotely possible to have bikini bottoms that small? Obviously we’re talking full waxes and God knows what else. I can just picture their entire backs being filled with tattoos. Check out the guy on the left in the background. See what I mean? There’s gotta be tats on their backs. He’s in complete shock that one of them says “50 and still going out like it’s 1999.”
You really can’t argue with the combination of age, body, experience, French manicure, Vegas Rehab vibe, party till 3am and doing the next day stuff. Mudflap girl is a real champ and I hope I see her lounging by the pool at the Wynn someday.