Talk about a jerk off worthy stomach. Now I’m guessing that her face isn’t much to write home about because I didn’t see one personal photo in her entire Myspace Profile. Also, who the hell is Nadia Kiss? Sounds like a pornstar but I did a Yahoo and Google search and saw absolutely nothing. If anyone can find more on this here girl I wouldn’t care at all because once tomorrow hits it’ll be yesterdays news. However, just in case she makes it big I’d like to take comfort in being the first to publicize her stomach and umbilical chord like belly button jewelry.

See, it’s not that she has a six pack or anything like that. You see these fitness women on TV and they almost have body building type abs. Way too chiseled and any time I see a woman’s body part resembling a muscle found on my back it’s just a cause for concern. Nadia is not like this. Nadia just has an absolute washboard stomach with good tone but zero manliness. I kind of want to cook a meal on there and eat off of it. I seriously doubt that a fork or knife could penetrate that dieselness too much. If I had a grand in my pocket I’d pay like 20 bucks to Nadia for that exact service. The remaining 980 would go directly to insertion duties.

Two things jump out at me here. Can you guess what they are? One. The obscene amount of makeup. Do Vegas Showgirls wear this much? Is she a dude under there? Maybe that’s why she’s so toned. I wouldn’t at all be surprised if she were a tranny and I wouldn’t regret making this post at all. Shit happens. If that were really a dude it would still be a hot chick so no harm no foul. The other thing? How the hell did she manage to get those sized implants? I mean those are clearly a D plus. And on her frame? She has like no skin, it’s all muscle. Kudos to the guy who fit those bags in there while also not telling Nadia that she’s going to have major complications eventually. Way to go guy!

Very cool that Nadia has the ability to do the badass eyebrow trick. It’s a very sultry look. Plus wearing a checkered Borat bathing suit doesn’t hurt matters much either.

This is just a better appreciation of her boobies. They really are tremendous. They probably literally feel like grapefruits but who cares?

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