Feb 04 2009
Now I know I say this a lot, and I hope its meaning isn’t too diminished, but I need to say it again: I would marry Olivia Munn. No questions asked (and I think marriage is for pussies who are giving up on pussy). This girl is utterly adorable. Listen to this quote from her Myspace page – “I sometimes forget I have freckles.” Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? That one line is like 100 kittens riding Roomba’s and 200 hamsters on pianos rolled into one.
I’m not even sure I could sleep with Olivia. I kind of just want to tickle her and maybe spoon through Atonement. Not saying it wouldn’t lead to sexy explosion, but I am saying it wouldn’t matter.
Olivia Munn as Princess Leia holds the distinct record of making the Internet blow its collective load at once.
Olivia did Playboy back in 2007 but it was the lame Playboy gig where nobody gets naked. Oh, did I mention her favorite TV show is The Wire? It just doesn’t end. Wait, she likes country music. Hey you can’t win ‘em all. For more Olivia, check out her official site and her blog.