I think you guys now know how I feel about DJ’s. For all you newcomers feel free to check out my posts on DJ Colleen Shannon and DJ Tamara Sky. To sum up, I love female DJ’s simply because of how badass I think it is to be able to spin music that gets everyone all jazzed up. Add even the slightest hint of being attractive and you’ve got me hypnotized. Well, I think we’ve really added some special flavor with Belucci here. Turns out that this little tart whose Myspace Profile spoke to me, was in the adult films business for 6 months. I think I may have found my future wife…seriously.

Um, and in case she isn’t amazing enough? Check this out: “The beautiful girl, Niki, who has a considerable past in sports, was 15 years old when she had to stop doing gymnastic on the apparatus after a serious injury. At this moment she possess 21 gold, 12 silver, 8 bronze medals and 2 sport cups as a sportswomen of the Ferencvárosi Gymnastic Club.”

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? She was a gymast? I think we may be witnessing the most perfect female creature in the universe. She’s a DJ, former porn star and former gymnast? Do you need ANYTHING else in life?

By the way, for inspiration, I’m listening to her music as we speak. I gotta say it’s really not that bad. The girl plays over 160 venues a year and each one of them she’s…get this….topless. The topless DJ. I’m really speechless at this point.

And then there’s this dude….

What a woman. If I ever get the cash I’m having a giant “Hottest Girls of Myspace” party and I’m hiring Niki to spin the decks and give us all lap dances.

More Pictures:

This my friends is what the power of big, natural, very malleable breasts can do. Is our funbag model here good looking? Nah. Is she cool, special, have some amazing quality about her? Nah. Is it great sober? Yes. After a few beers? I would be in a complete tizzy because of how happy I was to be near those things.

Links of the Day:

Today’s Spankings from Bustedcoverage

Staci Flood from Savvy Girls

Bus Driver Picks up Whore from Asylum

Tebow is God from Loserswithsocks

Merry Homas from Macgsworld

Friday Fixx from Brahsome

IPhone Can Teach you to pleasure ladies from Tastybooze

Work it out Baby from Paul’s World

Eva Amurri’s Cleavage from Dirty Rotten Whore

Cheerleader Friday from Epiccarnival

Pics of the Day:

Vanessa Hudgens Needs More Attention

Let’s analyze Vanessa Hudgens. Was famous for two days with nude photos, has a gay boyfriend and makes millions from a Disney movie. I don’t blame The Superficial for saying that “she wishes she were pregnant.”

Christina Ricci Is out of this World…Literally

Here’s another one for the “I’m not human” club. Don’t get me wrong if given the chance I’d certainly love to be a part of Christina Ricci’s breast fondling sessions, but I’m just not convinced she’s from this planet. Popoholic seems to think she had a cute attack…I don’t get it.

Paris Hilton Is Yellow

Paris Hilton was doing some more million dollar work with Rich Prosecco in a commercial that appears to be for a urine type of drink. I’m all for Paris advertising Golden Showers. Is it possible for her to do anything, anything at all and not relate it some sexual act? I don’t think it’s possible.

Michelle Marsh New Calendar Pics

Is she even that good looking? Well I’ll tell you once my eyes move above her chest. That might take me a while.

It’s amazing how obvious the difference is between a girl who has big tits, looks nice, perhaps might be a girl you could settle down with, and a girl who has big tits, is holding a mixed drink that’s almost done on one hand, and an entire bottle of Vodka on the other.

Links of the Day:

April Verie is “Very” from Savvy Girls

Hottest Hollywood Cougars from Asylum

South Florida Lineman Has Arm Full of Blondes from Bustedcoverage

Charles Thomas loves fried Chicken from Losers with Socks

Britney Spears’ Ass Upskirt from Dirty Rotten Whore

Coward! from Macgsworld

Excellent Gift for Beer Pongers from Tastybooze

Gemma Atkinson Cleavage from Paul’s World

Marissa Miller Half Naked from Don’t Cost Nothing

Breaking News on the Mitchell Report from Brahsome

I Poop Gold…What? from Toph Speaks

Hanna Hilton Continues to have Large Tits from Slamdizzle

Pics of the Day:

Mischa Barton posed for the new Maxim recently. Anyone care? Anyone? Does anyone actually think she’s hot? Does anyone find that somewhat revealing picture even remotely attractive? I’m sorry but I don’t think she’s any more than an average college girl worth a drunk hook up. I hope she doesn’t become famous again. Here is Maxim’s Online Article about it.

Hey Paz! Congratulations on 10 years ago. I’m not quite sure I remember when “Spanglish” came out but I can tell you that I loved Paz Vega back then and I love her now. I always felt she was a ramped up version of Penelope Cruz only she doesn’t look like a bird and she has much better teets. I’m glad Drunkenstepfather wrote “Paz Vega Swarovski Crystals” to remind me of her greatness.

Allow me to summarize some of the stuff from Dlisted today in my own words. Madonna is doing nothing out of the ordinary. Marilyn Manson has his foreskin kept in a jar by one of his relatives. Again, not surprising. Katherine Heigl was only hot when she was in the movie “My Father the Hero” and I think she was 14 then. Paris Hilton is Paris Hilton.

Janis is trying to make it out there. And I support her fully. She’s had her spats on FHM. As stated in the title she was once Madpoison’s model of the month. She competed in the Miss Cobra Seats 2007 contest. Come on honey! You can do it! As such I think this article will revolve around steps I think she can take to propel her career. Let’s begin with her Myspace Profile. In all honesty it isn’t that bad. Good amount of modeling pictures and closing in on 10,000 friends. One thing is missing though: tongue. I need to see more tongue sticking out stuff. I only see it in her private pictures. Tonguing with other girls, herself, anything with more saliva.

Tip number 2. Great picture here but it’s clearly evident that she needs to be topless. I don’t really think there’s much getting around it. Janis isn’t really famous right now. She’s no Jessica Burciaga and doesn’t have the star power of a Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian type. I don’t know of any acting skill but the evidence of a slamming nude body potentially being slammed by another nude body could really move her in the right direction. Do some Howard Stern whoring out or something. Just suck it up.

You see that? That’s what I’m talking about. Put up pictures like that EVERYWHERE and spread the word. I’m not saying to let eight guys have sex with you but lets face it. If you’re gonna learn to swim, get in the water. Bottom line? If you’re aspiring to make it in this business you gotta do what you can. My brutally honest opinion is that the face isn’t supermodel esque but the left and right bombs ARE. Use them. Use them wisely young Janis. I really wish Jesse Preston would have let me keep her post up. That girl is going places.

Another solid picture. The more skin the better. Now just be a go go dancer at a high priced vegas club, give the patrons a little something extra, and you’re on your way. I know that you have a boyfriend Janis, but he’ll understand. It’s for both of you.

Probably the best picture of the bunch. I was WAY too nice today. I’ll get back to my old assholish self on Monday. Let’s go Janis!

I got a message from Kim Kardashian the other day asking me to put her up here. That’s why I like her…. sticking with the little people (if you believed any of that you’re a moron). Let’s face it folks. If you read my disclaimer I can post anyone I’d like as long as I’ve stumbled across them on Myspace. While Kim Kardashian has about a thousand profiles on there, this is her official Myspace page. And if you’ve also read my “about” page you’ll find that I choose girls that I find interesting and that do it for me, famous or not. Well, Kardashian falls under that category and since everyone on the planet has given her a review I felt that an opinion that matters, mine, should be published on the famous partier. You see, I feel that Kim Kardashian falls under this sort of “still involved in normal things” kind of category. While I easily could have posted the likes of Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, or countless others who have tons of Myspace pull, I feel like Kardashian is the one out of them all who probably still actually checks her Myspace page, Facebook page, Jdate page, or any other Social Networking/Dating page on a daily basis. Do I have proof of this? Eh, I’m sure she met Ray Ray on Adultfriendfinder.

And let’s get another thing straight. I couldn’t care less about all the stuff that people say about these starlets who are stars just for partying. I’ve just given up. I understand it but you know what? As pathetic as I understand it is that we as a society thrive on this garbage, there’s still no discounting the fact that Kim Kardashian has a slamming body, a cute little voice, and a bitchy attitude that would draw me in faster than I could say “Ray Ray’s Wang.” Let’s review. Her vagina looked amazing in the video. If her tits are in fact real then we’re talking someone that I might not get tired of for at least a year, and that’s saying something. Did I mention her tits? Yeah, Kim Kardashian’s tits. Not to mention a great face. It’s different and I like that. Plus I’m a brown hair brown eyes type of guy. Bottom line is if society wasn’t interested, they’d find a way to exile these girls. Fact is, this celebrity crap is becoming more and more important here in America. And it’s becoming more and more featured. Is it retarded? Yes, but I’m afraid it’s here to stay. Just look at the last 5 years of reality shows, gossip sites, now TMZ is on Fox. We’re fucked. And as much as it scares me, if we see more and more Kim Kardashian type sex tapes then I’ll take the bad with the good. I’ll just tune everything else out.

You like those white balls down there? You know we don’t show nudity here so let’s put some lighted balls to cover up her vergheen. You’re telling me that Bruce Jenner never tried to tap that ass? Bullshit. You know every single time the camera is off on that crummy reality show that Jenner is after Kardashian 24/7. What the hell has that guy done with his face? He looks like a 75 year old Upper East Side Mink Wearer.

I’m pretty typed out right now. I gotta think in all of this that these party girls do, in effect work kind of hard. I just can’t see someone being famous without putting in some kind of effort, even if that effort means shoving a 12 inch schlong in your throat. Or even if it means pole dancing in front of the Paparazzi. Bottom line, the Kim Kardashians and Paris Hiltons of the world do work hard to keep up this persona. I applaud the penis sucking and breast showing. I just don’t applaud society’s reliance on it.

Bye.

And on that note. This was a long article. Thanks for taking the time Kim. I for one, love you.