It’s always nice to see Louise Glover because she’s ridiculous. It’s also nice to know she has a Myspace Profile. Louise is yet another British girl who simply mystifies me. Not only has she graced us with a few Playboy appearances but she’s been on the cover of a gazillion magazines. By the way, since I know all you hornballs are out there, here’s a link to some nudy pictures. I’m not going to lie. I was somewhat miffed at her boobs. They seem much bigger when she’s wearing a bra. I’ll go on record that I think I liked it better when I left her nude body to my imagination. However, when we’re talking bottom half? That my friends, as I will quote “Scent of a Woman” is a passport to heaven. Anything below her belly button is pretty insane. Oh yeah, her face isn’t that bad either. And here’s another oh yeah. What in the world am I doing critiquing this women in any way? I would say it might take me 6 lifetimes to have a shot with a woman like this. Actually, I think it would take a 5 minute conversation. My rap and looks are that good.

Now, let’s get to the title of this article. Will we see Louis Glover in the WWE? I have absolutely no clue. I just know that’s she posed with some WWE girls, has a body that screams WWE and if the attitude goes along with it, we could have some woman on our hands. Let us not forget the British accent, which will drive everyone up the wall. I for one think it would be such a plus if we had her rolling around with other women, taunting men, spitting into the camera, you know, stuff like that. Unfortunately I think Louise is kind of a sweetie. She’s a photographer and a loner. Uh oh! I just came across her Wikipedia Profile.

Looks like Louise grew up in an unfortunate situation. Her parents were not the greatest people in the world. Long story short, she wound up on her own at the age of 15 and was on welfare. I’m not going to lie. As much as I love to talk about sex and how hot these women are you just have to respect a girl who had to make it on her own from that young an age and somehow wound up to be both normal and successful. Obviously for us guys it would have been nice if her past got to her and she ended up shooting herself down the lovely path to porn. However, I can’t be disappointed. Anal scenes are a dime a dozen. Chicks like Louise are rare.

Hugh Hefner looks like he might literally die in this picture. However, I guarantee you in the week Hefner spent after this picture was taken he probably had more and better sex than I’ll have in my entire lifetime. What a stud.

This girl is a rock. Wow.

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Well, as you all know Maria Kanellis is yet another WWE Diva to grace the pages of Playboy. Of course I have the link to the photo shoot. And you guys all know how fond I am of her counterpart Candice Michelle. Candice is currently the logo of this site. So you’ll have to forgive me when I add how disappointed I am in her Myspace Profile. I mean seriously Maria. Get your head in the game. The profile has like 6 pictures. Two are half decent and the rest is filled with horny losers commenting on how hot she is. That is not an Official Myspace page damnet. If you are ambitious enough to work with Hugh Hefner, at least be willing to put some party shots, WWE shots, something, anything to promote yourself on one of the most popular social networks in existence. On the other hand, just keep taking your clothes off and you’ll be fine.

Don’t get me wrong. I truly love pictures like this. I’ll take a sexy shot any day of the week. However, as I’ve pointed out, personal pictures are most definitely a plus. I need some behind the scenes. I need some drunkenness. I need Maria getting down with some chick in a bar or at least pouring beer on said chick’s face. I need something to remind me that all of the things I hope and pray that Maria does behind the scenes actually can and will happen.

You’ll be hearing me use this term more often and I’m gonna lay it on you right now: Uncoached. Uncoached refers to things in this world that simply can’t be taught. There are certainly God given talents that we all must marvel at in our lives. For some, it’s the ability to hit an important free throw at the end of a game. For others it could be computing a complex math problem in a matter of seconds. For others? For Maria more importantly? It her ass. That ass is simply uncoached.

Looks like Maria is about to entice the crowd a little bit. I’ve never actually seen any of the WWE divas in action. Given that Candice Michelle and Maria are two of the ladies, I might have to start watching this crap. Look at those legs….also uncoached by the way.

I’m not going to deny it. I’m a big sucker for baby blue.

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Sasha Singleton is an absolute freak. That’s all I’m gonna start off with. Wow. First of all when you go to her Myspace Profile you’ll hear a nice little dance song featuring the lyric “would your girlfriend call me a whore” which really sets the tone. Scroll down for two seconds and you’ll see a borderline Myspace safe picture of her lying on top of another girl, both of them are topless, and their breastesses are mashed up against one another. All I can say is….this is MY type of girl. Wow. What a peach huh? I guess they really do know how to party in the OC. Why didn’t that show with Mischa Barton show any of this? Would have made it much much better.

For the record I’m eating sticky rice right now and it just got a lot stickier. Speaking of sticky rice. This guy is Asian and this guy is, yes, Sasha Singleton’s husband! I don’t know where this guy is from or where he’s been over the years but I need to visit whatever kind of magic farm he entered. I don’t know if he’s rich, has a super penis, or is a DJ. My hope is that he’s poor and simply a master at knowing how to land chicks. Whatever the case, he’s given hope to the world. This guy is my new hero. (he owns a club, damnet)

Whoa whoa wait a minute. Here I am thinking this girl is amazing and little did I know she has a serious resume? Appeared in Hustler and Playboy? Where in the world have I been all these years! She even has her own Sasha Singleton Wikipedia page? Can they make a Brock Landers Wikipedia page already? “Brock Landers: Creator of Hottest Girls of Myspace. This guy’s a bad ass.” That’s all I’d need to read.

Oh and by the way she has a kid. Unreal. Some other notables include appearances on MTV’s “Dismissed,” Playboy’s “Natural Beauties” circa 1999, and she was on the cover of Drag Sport Magazine in 2004. What does she do now? Parties her ass off at clubs around the world getting paid to be hot. I’m not saying I want to be a woman but when you’re a woman like her you can basically do whatever the fuck you want.

She hangs out with Jessica Burciaga? Enough said. OK one more thing. She’s Irish, Scottish, Thai, and Chinese. WOW.

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I think I’ve already stated something along the lines of “if you have an amazing body or more to the point tits, you can go very far in life.” And while it’s my contention that there are plenty of women out there that are more attractive than Sandee (and plenty of women who are less), there still has to be a quality and an effort to become famous and successful. What that effort is? Well, besides putting up a Myspace Profile, you might want to start posing nude. That always helps. And if that goes OK but then the attention on you starts to fade? Don’t just pose nude. Show your vagina in a close up, starting inserting things, get a great tag line like “Playboy Model Gone Bad.” You see that? And then poof, you have a great career on your hands. I swear I should just become gay, wear a weird hat, take a camera around NYC, start interviewing people like a kook and then I’d become the next Gay Anchor for Access Hollywood. It really couldn’t be all that hard (pun intended).

You know what’s a little annoying though? You’d think that “Playboy Model Gone Bad” might mean a turn to hardcore stuff. I mean sure, any woman can stick her hand down her pants. Any woman can kiss another woman while naked. But will we ever see Sandee with like 6 guys and things going on to multiple parts of her? I just don’t see it. So until that day I’m waiting for the real “gone bad” girl. Sandee, you disappoint me. I also think that without makeup Sandee might scare the living crap out of me. Something tells me behind all that gloss there’s a none too pleasant appearance. I tried finding a non made up picture but had no success.

By the way, in case you care and in case you feel like spending 25 bucks a month for very lightweight porn you can visit Sandee’s Website. Man I really wish she reads this and gives me an interview. Can I do that with this site? Dare I change this site around and make it haven for aspiring models or skin flick chicks? I’m not so sure Mrs. Landers would approve of this. “Hi Honey, how was your “interview” with Jessica Burciaga.” My response (while in the bathroom): “Um….ahh….oh…..ah…give me a minute dear.”

That’s the picture where her face really gives me the willies. Granted my eyes go right down to the cameltoe but whatever.

Ready to get a little naughty.

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*For the record you guys can just skip reading this whole post….or not. Also, Jesse was in Playboy. Man what I’d have given to be that photographer. Here’s her Myspace Profile.

It’s been a long time Jesse. We’ve been through a lot. Well not too much. Those of you who have been following this site may remember that I posted Jesse a while back. We don’t even have to get into why I posted her. She’s obviously gorgeous and possesses every aesthetic asset that a man could possibly want. However, as I sometimes get a little carried away, I made some comments that many women such as Jesse would find a little offensive. Jesse wrote me an email demanding that I take down the post to which I obliged and responded to her. This post is my response to Jesse.

Jesse, you and many of the models out there (legit models) have great careers going and I’m sure you and your fiance are great people (I had made fun of him even though it’s quite obvious I had reason to be jealous. Look at her!). I’d never REALLY purport to know you in the slightest. At the same time, I can’t deny how unbelievably sexy you are. It’s pretty common to make a sexual comment when someone like you is on the screen. It’s almost impossible not to! OK I better stop myself before saying something you’ll get pissed at. At the same time you realize some of the girls I do post, who flaunt themselves on Myspace in some respect have it coming to them. You on the other hand? It was unnecessary. Still though, man you have a great body! OK I have to stop again.

You happen to be extremely attractive and somewhat under the radar, hence why I posted you. Your response does not surprise me in the least bit and for hurting your feelings I do apologize. And anything written about your fiance? I hope he smiles knowing that he represents a very great and very small group of guys that were able to land a phenomenally gorgeous woman like yourself.

So my statements of saying the things I’d do to you and all of that? Look, I’d never deny that I actually would love to be able to get into those situations with perhaps your imaginary twin sister? Saying those things aloud? I guess that’s where you’d take some offense. I’ll let my readers conjure up ideas, and I’m sure they’ll conjure up plenty (won’t you guys). I’ll still get in my comments on future posts. In fact I’ll go back to being that same nutty guy who rags on women. Hell I’ll probably get back to that tomorrow. However, you are damned fine and I’m sure you realize every single guy reading this site wants a piece of the Preston. So today, I’ve taken a break and have been nice. Here’s to you Jesse Preston.

By the way I had to post this picture because the guy in the background is amazing.

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