Oct
06
2008

I think you guys now know how I feel about DJ’s. For all you newcomers feel free to check out my posts on DJ Colleen Shannon and DJ Tamara Sky. To sum up, I love female DJ’s simply because of how badass I think it is to be able to spin music that gets everyone all jazzed up. Add even the slightest hint of being attractive and you’ve got me hypnotized. Well, I think we’ve really added some special flavor with Belucci here. Turns out that this little tart whose Myspace Profile spoke to me, was in the adult films business for 6 months. I think I may have found my future wife…seriously.

Um, and in case she isn’t amazing enough? Check this out: “The beautiful girl, Niki, who has a considerable past in sports, was 15 years old when she had to stop doing gymnastic on the apparatus after a serious injury. At this moment she possess 21 gold, 12 silver, 8 bronze medals and 2 sport cups as a sportswomen of the Ferencvárosi Gymnastic Club.”
Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? She was a gymast? I think we may be witnessing the most perfect female creature in the universe. She’s a DJ, former porn star and former gymnast? Do you need ANYTHING else in life?

By the way, for inspiration, I’m listening to her music as we speak. I gotta say it’s really not that bad. The girl plays over 160 venues a year and each one of them she’s…get this….topless. The topless DJ. I’m really speechless at this point.

And then there’s this dude….

What a woman. If I ever get the cash I’m having a giant “Hottest Girls of Myspace” party and I’m hiring Niki to spin the decks and give us all lap dances.
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Oct
03
2008

This may be a very obscure reference, but if you’ve seen the movies “Down and Out In Beverly Hills” or “Batteries Not Included” there’s an actress by the name of Elizabeth Pena who always gave me that vibe where I couldn’t quite decide whether I thought she was hot or not. One thing was for certain though. I always wanted to see her get nailed. Avy Lee Roth is about as close a match that I could find of a person that I can watch get boffed whenever I feel like it. For that I thank Avy Lee. I popped across her Myspace Profile about a week ago and debated when or not I’d post her. I think we’ll agree that she’s a fine addition. However, I’m a little skeeved out by the giant tattoo on her leg. Even so, I think that makes her all the better to watch. Note I said watch, not interact with, although I’m sure in an hour with her you’d get some funny stories.

I had no clue that she was a Spaniard but if you’d like to read her entire Wikipedia biography feel free. It’s a real find. However if you’d really like to see “more” of Avy I’d suggest checking her out at a certain Link Site and perhaps my bread and butter adult link. There’s just something about her. I gotta say without makeup and knowing that she takes on black dudes like a champ, I might actually be turned off by Avy. I just don’t know though. She has this mysterious face that kind of works for me. I just lost my train of thought.

Should I waste your time and write an entire paragraph here, or simply write something along the lines of “this picture rules” like every other hot girl website? This picture rules.

I’m telling you man. Elizabeth Pena. A piece from her blog about her birthday party:
“Sooo, It’s so fucking long that I’m just gonn apost some of the rock stars and porn stars that are coming to the event!! but don’t forget that ALL OF YOU ARE MY SUPER STARS!!! whatever the fuck you do with your life, I fucking love it, are you happy?? thats what it matters babe, love yah!! all of yah!! Somebody PLEASE BRING EMILE HIRSCH for my birthday!! hahahaha just kidding …” Imagine attending this event? Jesus.

Isn’t she adorable? I think the adorable stops right when you see the tattoo and right after 3 guys enter the room to put three penises into her mouth at the same time.
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Feb
15
2008

I think I’ve already stated something along the lines of “if you have an amazing body or more to the point tits, you can go very far in life.” And while it’s my contention that there are plenty of women out there that are more attractive than Sandee (and plenty of women who are less), there still has to be a quality and an effort to become famous and successful. What that effort is? Well, besides putting up a Myspace Profile, you might want to start posing nude. That always helps. And if that goes OK but then the attention on you starts to fade? Don’t just pose nude. Show your vagina in a close up, starting inserting things, get a great tag line like “Playboy Model Gone Bad.” You see that? And then poof, you have a great career on your hands. I swear I should just become gay, wear a weird hat, take a camera around NYC, start interviewing people like a kook and then I’d become the next Gay Anchor for Access Hollywood. It really couldn’t be all that hard (pun intended).

You know what’s a little annoying though? You’d think that “Playboy Model Gone Bad” might mean a turn to hardcore stuff. I mean sure, any woman can stick her hand down her pants. Any woman can kiss another woman while naked. But will we ever see Sandee with like 6 guys and things going on to multiple parts of her? I just don’t see it. So until that day I’m waiting for the real “gone bad” girl. Sandee, you disappoint me. I also think that without makeup Sandee might scare the living crap out of me. Something tells me behind all that gloss there’s a none too pleasant appearance. I tried finding a non made up picture but had no success.

By the way, in case you care and in case you feel like spending 25 bucks a month for very lightweight porn you can visit Sandee’s Website. Man I really wish she reads this and gives me an interview. Can I do that with this site? Dare I change this site around and make it haven for aspiring models or skin flick chicks? I’m not so sure Mrs. Landers would approve of this. “Hi Honey, how was your “interview” with Jessica Burciaga.” My response (while in the bathroom): “Um….ahh….oh…..ah…give me a minute dear.”

That’s the picture where her face really gives me the willies. Granted my eyes go right down to the cameltoe but whatever.

Ready to get a little naughty.
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