This cute young 18 y/o girl known as ‘Bitesize’ lives in New Jersey and likes to model. Her words, “I’m a really sarcastic super nerd, so try not to take me too seriously. I’m all about the little things in life, like sunsets, zombies, chocolate cake, laughing, and maryjane. I’m loud, perverted, obnoxious, and unabashed; I curse like a sailor and I act like a bum. I’m tiny and petite, but I’m a force to be reckoned with. My life consists of driving for hours without a destination, amazing nights with amazing people, and all things strange and unusual. I like being in front of a camera.”

• Here’s Bitsize’s Myspace and her gallery…

Bree Olson has certainly made a name for herself since she started fucking professionally in late 2006. Born in October of 1986, Bree was a fresh 19 when she started doing porn. Apparently she waited a year because she was busy wrapping up a FOUR YEAR relationship. I wonder how that conversation went. Not that I feel sorry in the slightest for the dude. He not only got to bone this sex kitten for the first time (one can assume) but he got to be the penis of all things Bree wanted to experiment with. I’m going out on a limb to say this guy has probably had the best start to any sex life of any person - ever.

Update: Wow… so it turns out that four year relationship was with a vagina! Bree Olson is a lesbian. That completely screws with my intro but I’m going to leave it on account of me being speechless and hard.

Mary Kate and Ashley: Meet the new Olson twins.

Pop Quiz! This guy would later masturbate that day:

a.) 5 -10 times
b.) 11-15 times
c.) Til he forgot what he was even masturbating to.
d.) b and c

Well I must say this has been very educational. Bree Olson is a carpet muncher - who knew? I mean, I watch her movies and it’s… it’s like she really likes cock. Like really likes it. It doesn’t make sense. Unless… do you think she’s ACTING? Naaaaaaah. For more Bree check out her Myspace and official site.

Now the rest of the Super Hot Bree Olson Pictures:

It’s been a while since I posted Jenna Haze, and I’m not sure I did her justice last time round. What draws me to Jenna - other than all the hot filmed sex in every possible hole - is that she seems pretty laid back (hehe). She calls herself a stoner chick, and unlike a lot of other naked stars, she’s not all “fuck you, I’m in your face ‘cuz I’m hot and have sex and I’ll be a bitch about it.” No, she seems pretty cool. Did I mention she met the Superbad cast? Enough said.

Oh, and she’s great at what she does. I think these awards speak volumes… of sperm!

• 2008 FAME Award for Favorite Anal Starlet
• 2007 FAME Award for Favorite Oral Starlet
• 2007 AVN Award for Best Group Sex Scene
• 2007 AVN Award for Best Oral Sex Scene

I mean COME ON - oral, anal, and group sextraordinaire? I’m damn lucky to find a chick that’s good or shit just even enjoys ONE of those.

For more Jenna, check out her official site and of course her Myspace.

Now the rest of the Jenna Haze Pictures… Meow.

As much as I adore dream girl Kristin Marie, I have to admit it is good to be back with a dirty porn up and cummer (oh yes I did) like Riley Steele. At 21 years of age, Riley is cute, spunky, and screws like a true professional. A contract girl with smut company Digital Playground, Riley’s film credits include Naked Aces 5 and Pirates 2.

She lists some of her hobbies as “practice my oral and sexual skills in my school girl outfit” and “watch porn”. My kind of gal. We also know she digs chicks from official Myspace bio:

A self-proclaimed lover of sex, Riley took the traditional route and lost her virginity to a long time boyfriend, but this true bisexual beauty had her first sexual experiences in the form of regular make-out sessions with a girlfriend.

She used to figure skate which definitely explains that ass. We know how Borat feels: “Golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls, and the asshole of a seven-year-old.”

Hot damn! There’s that school girl outfit…

With at least three movies scheduled for 2009, it is clear Riley Steele has a lot of taped sex in her future. And I for one, will be right there waiting to download it.

Here’s the rest of the Riley Steele pictures…