You have to respect a girl that loves what she does for a living, and porn star Audrey Bitoni definitely likes the cock. If you haven’t seen one of her films, I’d get on that. Yes, there are better looking girls out there. Hell, better looking porn stars. But it’s the passion she brings to a good shag that sets Audrey apart.

Check out her Myspace profile and see the full Audrey Bitoni gallery.

I’m hardly a Scientist, but if I had to breakdown Myspace profiles based on common generalizations, the numbers are – Guidos: 50%; Pedophiles: 40%; and Porn Stars: 30%. And screw you if you’re questioning my math. Myspace is big.

Today I’m saluting one of the better known porn stars (COME ON, it can’t all be guidos and peds), Ms. Tera Patrick. Seriously, who can forget her breakout role in Asian Street Hookers 6? Her acting was second only to the cinemtography. Here’s her profile and more pictures.

Here is the rest of the Tera Patrick picture gallery:

I think you guys now know how I feel about DJ’s. For all you newcomers feel free to check out my posts on DJ Colleen Shannon and DJ Tamara Sky. To sum up, I love female DJ’s simply because of how badass I think it is to be able to spin music that gets everyone all jazzed up. Add even the slightest hint of being attractive and you’ve got me hypnotized. Well, I think we’ve really added some special flavor with Belucci here. Turns out that this little tart whose Myspace Profile spoke to me, was in the adult films business for 6 months. I think I may have found my future wife…seriously.

Um, and in case she isn’t amazing enough? Check this out: “The beautiful girl, Niki, who has a considerable past in sports, was 15 years old when she had to stop doing gymnastic on the apparatus after a serious injury. At this moment she possess 21 gold, 12 silver, 8 bronze medals and 2 sport cups as a sportswomen of the Ferencvárosi Gymnastic Club.”

Are you kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? She was a gymast? I think we may be witnessing the most perfect female creature in the universe. She’s a DJ, former porn star and former gymnast? Do you need ANYTHING else in life?

By the way, for inspiration, I’m listening to her music as we speak. I gotta say it’s really not that bad. The girl plays over 160 venues a year and each one of them she’s…get this….topless. The topless DJ. I’m really speechless at this point.

And then there’s this dude….

What a woman. If I ever get the cash I’m having a giant “Hottest Girls of Myspace” party and I’m hiring Niki to spin the decks and give us all lap dances.

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This may be a very obscure reference, but if you’ve seen the movies “Down and Out In Beverly Hills” or “Batteries Not Included” there’s an actress by the name of Elizabeth Pena who always gave me that vibe where I couldn’t quite decide whether I thought she was hot or not. One thing was for certain though. I always wanted to see her get nailed. Avy Lee Roth is about as close a match that I could find of a person that I can watch get boffed whenever I feel like it. For that I thank Avy Lee. I popped across her Myspace Profile about a week ago and debated when or not I’d post her. I think we’ll agree that she’s a fine addition. However, I’m a little skeeved out by the giant tattoo on her leg. Even so, I think that makes her all the better to watch. Note I said watch, not interact with, although I’m sure in an hour with her you’d get some funny stories.

I had no clue that she was a Spaniard but if you’d like to read her entire Wikipedia biography feel free. It’s a real find. However if you’d really like to see “more” of Avy I’d suggest checking her out at a certain Link Site and perhaps my bread and butter adult link. There’s just something about her. I gotta say without makeup and knowing that she takes on black dudes like a champ, I might actually be turned off by Avy. I just don’t know though. She has this mysterious face that kind of works for me. I just lost my train of thought.

Should I waste your time and write an entire paragraph here, or simply write something along the lines of “this picture rules” like every other hot girl website? This picture rules.

I’m telling you man. Elizabeth Pena. A piece from her blog about her birthday party:

“Sooo, It’s so fucking long that I’m just gonn apost some of the rock stars and porn stars that are coming to the event!! but don’t forget that ALL OF YOU ARE MY SUPER STARS!!! whatever the fuck you do with your life, I fucking love it, are you happy?? thats what it matters babe, love yah!! all of yah!! Somebody PLEASE BRING EMILE HIRSCH for my birthday!! hahahaha just kidding …” Imagine attending this event? Jesus.

Isn’t she adorable? I think the adorable stops right when you see the tattoo and right after 3 guys enter the room to put three penises into her mouth at the same time.

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According the Krystal’s Myspace profile, she’s 35 years old which is probably why she’s becoming a MILF specialist in the Adult Film world. I tell ya sometimes the women don’t have to be that dirty. Sometimes they don’t even have to act crazy (though Krystal does BDSM).

Sometimes a woman in a porn flick can simply have a look and it’s enough to get you going. Krystal may not be the prettiest of the bunch. She may not even have the skills of the rest of the ladies who will go to the outer limits of human sexual acceptance.

But damnet Krystal definitely has a look. You know what that look is? “Hey boys, I know you’re only friends with my son to come get a look at me. And you know what boys? Come get a look. Come get more than a look.”

One thing though. Considering her fetish experience, I’m hard pressed to find her doing anything anal related which is very disappointing. Any help on this matter would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.