You didn’t think I’d actually leave this woman off of my site for that long did you? I posted her a very long time ago and Ms. Carmella Bing was far and away the most popular post in this site’s existence. I’m still fully convinced I discovered her. It was nearly two years ago and I was simply messing around online and there she was. I saw some picture of her and had to find out her name. After some hooing and hawing I managed to find the name “Carmella” and then through examination of some DVD Covers I saw the name “Carmella Bing.” I then of course typed that name into the search engines and the rest is history. And it’s not even her myspace profile that does anything for me as you’ll see from this material, it’s her willingness to be insane.

So what’s going on in class today Ms. Bing? The best thing about the Binger is not that she’s some huge breasted good looking girl. We get that all the time. Carmella Bing is the epitome of all those things you desire in an actress. The willingness to go the distance. The ability to not take one, or two, or even three, but as many facials as is necessary to satisfy even the dirtiest of viewers. And it’s not one hole, or two, but every single orifice necessary to capture the moment in any production. She’s a trooper.

Umm. That picture is really illegal. I’m not even joking. I’m literally shaking my head as I write this. Disturbing.

Power. That’s what Carmella Bing is. Power.

If and when we have the technology to create Stepford Wives I’m simply going to say to the manufacturer, “Give me the Carmella Bing.”

As I stumbled across this wonderfully orchestrated myspace profile I knew that I was onto something special. I figured with a name like Sunny Leone there must have been a catch. And surely there was. She graced the cover of Penthouse Magazine in 2001 but the hope, the hope I say, is that she came to her senses and joined the real “industry.” Well of course she did back in 2004 and I’m proud to announce that as recently as 5 months ago she signed a deal with Vivid Pictures. Well done Sunny. Let’s score another point for the “hot chicks lured into the abuse, drugs, sex and humiliation” industry. Estimated time before she gets implants and participates in some stuff even I couldn’t watch? 1 year and then a potential suicide attempt to follow. Why do girls this hot do this stuff?

Of course I provided a link to more of her revealing work! Ah to see her with a minimum of three strappingly large African American Ganglanders would make for an excellent 30 seconds or masturbation time.

What are you a belly dancer? Just shove it in my face honey. In the immortal words of Mr. Bateman, “don’t just stare at it, eat it!”

Man I’d like to have sex with those sunglasses.

Perhaps Sunny should have been in “Derailed” instead of Jennifer Anniston. This guy would have been much happier. P.S. for all those that don’t understand. Jennifer Anniston has a great body but is NOT good looking. Every single girl I’ve had on this site is way more doable than Anniston. Even the heffers. Thank you. One more thing, Sarah Jessica Parker…absolutely not, not ever, no way.

Those of you who follow this site may remember way back when. Raven was my first lady in the “industry.” Well, that fine post was deleted and I’m here to set the record straight. I’m willing to jerk off right now to the cut in her jeans. I’m not even looking at her face. You know why she’s so amazing? She’s exactly the type of girl you’d see in a bar and say to your buddy “that chick is definitely doable, such a great face, not necessarily the “fake, plastic surgery, strip club” type but just an all around great girl.” Hahaha. That’s what makes me appreciate a specimen like Raven. Her Myspace Profile obviously does zero justice compared to some of her other stuff but I think I could get away with just posting this first picture. Oh yeah, and I haven’t forgotten about Carmella Bing either, she’ll be back soon enough.

Normally I’d say something like “damn I want to nail that car.” Sorry. I just can’t do that here. I can’t. She drives me ballistic man. The one button down? That is some serious torture right there. I seriously don’t even want to see her naked. Rarely do pictures with clothes on do the trick, but this is really some piece of work.

Do you have any idea how quickly the word “yes” would come out of my mouth if she asked me to marry her right this second? Dude she could be a crack addict and bang 20 dudes a day for all I care. If she looked like that all the time, pending there were no diseases, I’d find a way to deal with it.

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And have a Happy “Raven Riley placing the gift right on top of her vagina and you can see her black nail polished toes for further effect” Holiday.

AKA I haven’t posted a pornstar in quite some time. It feels good. Now obviously you’re not gonna get nearly as much from her myspace profile as you would from a site like Freeones but in any event there’s a reason I chose Terri. She might not be the dirtiest of the triple X world. I mean sure it’d be nice to see her get into the double anal genre or even a bukkake here and there. But you know what? She’s sweet looking (aside from the tickler she’s holding there). And that sweet look turned into potential nudity has got plenty of allure and sass if you ask me. She’s got my vote. Oh yeah, let’s just pretend that little square thing on her right breast isn’t there.

Yay tricycles! Now Terri just wait there while Rocco here gets hard and enters to pull your skirt up. Oh yeah, and hold that position while he’s fucking you. Thanks.

Such a great photo. I know I’m starting to coin the phrase “jerk off worthy….” on here. So I’ll say this: Jerk Off Worthy Shoulder Strap Mirror Reflection shot. Yeah, that works.

“You think you’re getting this pussy?” That’s the look on her face. And under normal circumstances we could construe this situation as somewhat delicate because the girl is controlling, annoying and pretty much owns the guy she’s talking to. However, what makes this so fun and wonderful is the fact that in reality she’s really saying “you think you’re getting this pussy? you, you, you and you are ALL getting it at the same time.”

“Got any balls down there? About the biggest pair you’ve ever seen dingleberry.”

What the hell has gotten into me? Two blonds in a row? Am I turning? No, not even close but I couldn’t pass up Lena’s Myspace Profile. I also couldn’t pass up posting a school girl uniform picture. I mean come on. This could be one of the best pictures that’s shown the least skin that I’ve ever seen. She really needs to get on My First Sex Teacher, like immediately. I also really need to have goals and a purpose in life, like immediately.

Now that’s just hot. Period. How much do you want to have sex with that bong? Incredible.

Back to school. I felt another was worth putting up here. Classic toes pointing downward giving off that “oops I’m really young and innocent, can you help me tie my shoes?” kind of look. Either that or, “I’m completely about to get gagged by Max Hardcore.”

There are no words to describe how horned up this picture makes me. Can you imagine lifting up her skirt and just going to work back there? Estimated time to completion: 1.2 seconds after insertion.

Fat guy in the background. Nuff said.