Jul 15 2008
Queen Bella from Long Island calls herself “Trophy”
Now I don’t know what it is that gets me about this girl. She kind of looks like a cross between Carrie Ann Moss and the pornstar Electra. Bottom line, she’s not even all that good looking, but something about the way this girl parties and how she goes out of her way to push her breasts together rubs me the right way.
And let’s not forget she’s got about 7000 pictures in her Myspace Profile. I feel like the next 10 years of this girls life should be chronicled as she’ll easily pass out and take drunken pictures of her tonguing down some chick at least 600 times.
And what the hell does this girl do? She’s 20 years old and I’m not sure I see evidence of college. I’d like to leave some of my evidence right in between boob one and boob two.
What the hell is with this chick? She’s not even that pretty! Eh, I love her anyway.





