Did you know it’s a national holiday where I live? It’s true, eh. But you and your salacious appetite for hot chicks is unrelenting. This is Filipino babe Rashel Piazza, but you’ll have to do your own research on her profile. Me? I’m going to enjoy a spa courtesy of socialized medicine!

I love a girl who can move a product and Rashel sells many a things in the Phillipines from Axe to Gold’s Gym to Telecom to Levis. She’s like their ShamWow guy (minus the cunt part).

Awwwww! Aren’t these dogs just the cutest? Get over it. Kidnapping these little bitches is the only way you’re going to get close to Rashel. The first meeting of Operation Fluff Muff kicks off tomorrow at 05:00.

Good god she’s gorgeous and she’s got a real knack for hanging out with less gorgeous people. It’s okay girl on the left. I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason Tom Cruise still calls me to hang.

The complete Rashel Piazza Gallery…