I put Miss famous BBW Samantha 38G up here for the same reason that some of you guys love this right now and that some of you are thinking, “man what the hell is he doing?” It’s because we never know what kind of masturbation mood we’re in.

And for whatever reason, today I am in a completely foul and dirty mood. And I just know that a woman like this would completely hit the spot. And yet I also know that the very second I was “finished” I would be disgusted with myself.

Isn’t that an amazing phenomenon?  A woman like this one minute appears to be the hottest thing at the moment and five minutes later you are staring at yourself in the mirror thinking that you are a complete degenerate.

What the hell is BBW anyway? Big. Beautiful. Women. Oh and a big P.S. Would you ever, in a million years see anyone advertise a BBW with small cans? No. Because that actually would make me puke.

Who am I?