Feb 15 2008
I think I’ve already stated something along the lines of “if you have an amazing body or more to the point tits, you can go very far in life.” And while it’s my contention that there are plenty of women out there that are more attractive than Sandee (and plenty of women who are less), there still has to be a quality and an effort to become famous and successful. What that effort is? Well, besides putting up a Myspace Profile, you might want to start posing nude. That always helps. And if that goes OK but then the attention on you starts to fade? Don’t just pose nude. Show your vagina in a close up, starting inserting things, get a great tag line like “Playboy Model Gone Bad.” You see that? And then poof, you have a great career on your hands. I swear I should just become gay, wear a weird hat, take a camera around NYC, start interviewing people like a kook and then I’d become the next Gay Anchor for Access Hollywood. It really couldn’t be all that hard (pun intended).
You know what’s a little annoying though? You’d think that “Playboy Model Gone Bad” might mean a turn to hardcore stuff. I mean sure, any woman can stick her hand down her pants. Any woman can kiss another woman while naked. But will we ever see Sandee with like 6 guys and things going on to multiple parts of her? I just don’t see it. So until that day I’m waiting for the real “gone bad” girl. Sandee, you disappoint me. I also think that without makeup Sandee might scare the living crap out of me. Something tells me behind all that gloss there’s a none too pleasant appearance. I tried finding a non made up picture but had no success.
By the way, in case you care and in case you feel like spending 25 bucks a month for very lightweight porn you can visit Sandee’s Website. Man I really wish she reads this and gives me an interview. Can I do that with this site? Dare I change this site around and make it haven for aspiring models or skin flick chicks? I’m not so sure Mrs. Landers would approve of this. “Hi Honey, how was your “interview” with Jessica Burciaga.” My response (while in the bathroom): “Um….ahh….oh…..ah…give me a minute dear.”
That’s the picture where her face really gives me the willies. Granted my eyes go right down to the cameltoe but whatever.
Ready to get a little naughty.